Louie the Cat takes a look at the global problem of Feline Pornography. Plus exclusive help from Denis Dyack of Silicon Knights!
NO RUMAR! Itz REAL! Kitty PRON!!!!1 itz a big prablem on the word wide web. KITTEEZ ARE INVASDING YOUR COMPUTAR!!! mY StalKtjer Mikey Veroni (TEE BEE IS TOO WARDS!!) Gev ME LOUIE THE CAT da Big skoop on the KITTY PORNOS. BIG KITTY POOP SCOOOPZARS! Cat Pr0n! PPPPPPPPuuuuuuuuuuuRRRRRRRRRRR! Heers the love::
A young man using the handle "flea" uploads a pornographic picture to an Internet "newsgroup". It happens an estimated 2000 times a day, but this time, it's different. The picture shows a naked six year old, who we will call Kathy, helplessly tied in thin blue yarn... and what is perhaps even more disturbing, the man distributing the picture is Kathy's legal guardian. To this date, no legal action has been taken and Kathy is still in the custody of "flea". Why has justice failed Kathy? Why has the law not intervened?
The answer is simple... Kathy is a cat.
A touchin storeey!!! I RED IT ALLL AND I DID NOT CRY! I wanna moer kittee pr0n!! I NEED TO DROOL ToO! itz a PRE-e3 prezzant!!1 YAY FER ME!! GIVE MEE SCREEENZZ! KLIK
HERE FOR TEH SKOOPS ON TEH KITTEE PR0N!
I WANT YOUR L33T PICS OF YOUR CATZ!11 SEND ME YOR PIX of yer kitty!!1 I need PiX Of YoR CAT! MayBE ILL StArt MY OWN BAD AZZ KiTTY Pr0N SITE! SHOW ME THE MONIES! It payz bettar than veedeeo gamez sitez!! LOUIE DA CAT INSIDAR!! WORD!!! Fortee Too DOLLARZ pleeze! SEND MONIES NOW! Justin Nayshon will maek me a L337 SITE, not like billy wit THE LAME EX-BOX FR00Ntpaeg.
I SAY itz Boutt TIMEXZ fer more KITTY PR0N! ALL the palnetstaffarss git to DR00L At E3 and BILLY IS MEAN FOR N0T BRINGING ME WitH HIM! HE IS MEAN St1LL 2 ME1! I WANNA GO 2 E3!! Dumb ladies at the hotel SAY NO TO KITTIESZ! I WANT TO SEE ED DARTH SITH AND HIS LITE SABAR!! Varroooooooommmm!!!!
Vooooooommmmm!
SenD ME YouR PICZ! JUST LIKE DENIZ FROM SOLARCAIN NITES DID! They r makin tah killah gamez for da GAMECUBE and NOT TELLIN NO ONE.
Denis's Cat Samantha!
I talked 2 hiz CAT And She Said SHE ALSO HAD A NDA 2!! MY GAWD!! STOOPIDZ SECRETS!!
I hav 2 git back to the CAT NIP! Billy is palyinG F-ZEROS on GBA and wont SEE ME!!! hahahahah! BYE BYE!
