Generic joke about going bonkers goes here.
Brace yourselves, because here comes the Donkey Konga Australian song list! Thirty-one tracks from original artists such as...oh, wait, they're not from the original artists, are they? Oh well, here they are anyway:
Canned Heat (Jamiroquai)Alright (Supergrass)Don't Stop Me Now (Queen)Lady Marmalade (Li’l Kim, Mya, Christina Agulawhatever, Pink)99 Red Balloons (Nena)I Want You Back (Jackson Five)Tubthumping (Chumbawumba)Back for Good (Take That)September (Earth, Wind and Fire)Richard III (Supergrass)Cosmic Girl (Jamiroquai)Louie Louie (The Three Amigos)The Locomotion (Kylie Minogue)All the Small Things (Blink 182)Ove Como Va (Santana)You Can't Hurry Love (The Supremes)Dancing in the Street (Martha & The Vandellas)Para Los Rumberos (Tito Puente)Wild Thing (The Troggs -- no, not the NES game.)The Impression That I Get (The Mighty Mighty Bosstones)Sing, Sing, Sing (With a Swing) (Benny Goodman)Busy Child (The Crystal Method)Hungarian Dance No. 5 in G MinorTurkish MarchSuper Smash Bros. Melee OpeningDonkey Kong Country Theme (Not really, it's actually DK Island Swing)Rainbow CruiseSuper Mario Bros. ThemeThe Legend of Zelda ThemeDK Rap (The horribly butchered, CENSORED version from SSBM! OMG you said HELL!)Donkey Konga Theme