Dude: So, how'd you come up with the idea for the original Zelda game?
Shiggy: Funny story, I was out in my garden one day, when I took the time to notice all the little bugs and bits of bird crap that had dried in the sun. I thought to myself, this green and brown blob could be a HERO that would save an uptown girl. So I got on my Amiga 500 and played some Bump 'N' Jump. Then had a shower and went out for dinner with the Super Mario Club.
Dude:... Uh, sir? Zelda?
Shiggy: A-what? No she is mine, this interview is over.