Why is it that when someone has a roll of duct tape, it's bound to get used whether you need it or not? I mean, if there's nothing useful to do with it, at least one person is going to tear off a piece and put it over their mouths, or put it on their leg and pull it off just to see how much it hurts. It's bizarre. An inexplicable force that draws you into doing stupid crap with very durable tape. I've got a lack of leg hair in some places to prove it.