hey there! its joe "mr.sobriety" E. jojo here!
look cheers, the REAL reason that people are gettting on your case is that your avatar depicts link in a rather compromising postion. you can see right up his skirt! now, this might come as a shock to you, but this thread was originally created as a kind of
"link lovers anonymous" (LLA) detox area. your avatar is undermining years of therapy!
listen "cheers69", if that is your real screen name... change that blasted avatar NOW! if you do not, we will have no choice but to forcefully eject you from our "cyber world".
just change it to a cute bunny or something OK?

thank you.