Author Topic: Why can't I pick up women? (Read 11922 times)

Crimm · « **on:** June 16, 2011, 12:18:46 PM »

need more benchpresses

UncleBob · « **Reply #1 on:** October 16, 2013, 01:18:15 AM »

Khushrenada · « **Reply #2 on:** November 20, 2013, 01:14:11 AM »

But you aren't.

Stratos · « **Reply #3 on:** June 17, 2014, 08:00:26 PM »

Yes. Yes that was me.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #4 on:** June 17, 2014, 08:30:11 PM »

Don't look at me. I had nothing to do with this blatant attempt to cash in on my popularity and genius.

Remember, kids, only read the posts stamped with the Khushrenada Seal of Comedy Freshness. The seal is for your safety and to protect you from the Stratos brand knock-offs that could sever a limb or kill your family. If the Seal of Comedy Freshness is broken, please check the date of the post and read at your own discretion. Any lasting psychological trauma that may result from the reader's lack of safety precautions in this matter is of no concern to me. If you are surfing the internet and someone offers you some Stratos posts to read, tell them no thank you in a loud voice and walk as fast as you can to your parents, a neighbor, a friend's parent, a parent with children, or any adult in the area that you can trust. If you cannot tell an adult, or if there isn't an adult in the area, walk to your house. Then call 911. This person is a bad stranger and not your friend. He is clearly seeking to harm you. With your help, we can remove this terrible element from the internet and make it a safer place for all. An internet filled with Khushrenada posts and no Stratos posts. Yes, we can!

Stratos · « **Reply #5 on:** June 17, 2014, 08:53:43 PM »

I go by the Funhouse Gold Standard of Fun scale. Don't know anything about this Seal of Comedy Freshness shenanigans.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #6 on:** June 17, 2014, 09:08:45 PM »

Often imitated, never duplicated.

Crimm · « **Reply #7 on:** June 17, 2014, 09:56:10 PM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on June 17, 2014, 09:08:45 PM

Often imitated, never duplicated.

Goddamn he has a tiny head.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #8 on:** June 17, 2014, 09:57:47 PM »

The better to show off my big chest!

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Wait a minute! That doesn't sound as good as I first thought it did!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #9 on:** June 19, 2014, 12:38:09 PM »

click on threads with clickbait titles?

Wah · « **Reply #10 on:** June 20, 2014, 12:42:13 AM »

Yes

Khushrenada · « **Reply #11 on:** June 20, 2014, 02:09:16 AM »

resist clicking to see what the thread is about even if you suspect it is terrible or is the curiosity that you might be missing out on something actually funny too powerful for you to resist?

Plugabugz · « **Reply #12 on:** June 20, 2014, 04:26:38 AM »

CLICKBAIT.

nickmitch · « **Reply #13 on:** June 20, 2014, 09:35:20 AM »

No because I couldn't see the question without clicking in the thread.

nickmitch · « **Reply #14 on:** June 20, 2014, 09:35:41 AM »

Almost never.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #15 on:** June 20, 2014, 10:04:38 AM »

Don't feel bad. I click on the thread because I see a response and have no idea what it may be like but I've got to know.

UncleBob · « **Reply #16 on:** June 20, 2014, 10:17:20 AM »

I'm going to have to combine the Khush threads into a mega Khush thread, aren't I?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #17 on:** June 20, 2014, 10:46:19 AM »

Why?

What is the NWR fascination with combining everything into thread?

That's not what the funhouse is about.

You have failed these forums.

UncleBob · « **Reply #18 on:** June 20, 2014, 10:46:55 AM »

You have failed my mother.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #19 on:** June 20, 2014, 11:27:40 AM »

Guess we have something in common then.

nickmitch · « **Reply #20 on:** June 20, 2014, 02:08:29 PM »

Megathreads kill small, mom-and-pop threads like these.

Stratos · « **Reply #21 on:** June 20, 2014, 04:13:17 PM »

Your big belly you mean?

Mop it up · « **Reply #22 on:** June 20, 2014, 06:02:50 PM »

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 20, 2014, 06:50:10 PM »

I represent the greater interest of Forums-R-Us and Thread*Mart (Hey UncleBob!! you're doing a good job BTW, keep up the good work*). I just wanted to inform you that we will be moving into this area and likely consolidating the majority of the threads that overlap with our topics of interest.

Have a Good Day

*UncleBob works at one of our sister stores that has seen great success in consolidating all things related to Walls

Stratos · « **Reply #24 on:** June 20, 2014, 07:15:44 PM »

How do you have multiple click bait threads running at the same time? How am I posting in these click bait threads?

News:

Author Topic: Why can't I pick up women? (Read 11922 times)