Topic: Mafia LXII: Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Old Feuds. Day 1. Meet the neighbors!

[Fatty The Hutt]

Zut Alors! Ze bad men, they are everywhere! In your Trash Compactor! In your Soup! Everywhere!


Par example, there is this one fellow, a most disagreeable sort. Will not change his picture, does not even like ze bug catching! Goes on and on about ze soccer all the days. Shifty sort of man. Un homme tres desagreable, mais non? But we know how to fix him in this town, don't we mes amis? We will make him Ze Mayor! Yes, then he will be too busy for all the soccer soccer soccer talking all ze time. Yes, so I, too, will vote for him for Mayor!


Vote: Insanolord for Mayor!

[apdude]

Hey, over there.  You, kid.  Yeah, I mean YOU with the face right there.
Yeah, you.  Come on, of course I mean you, punk.  Ya see anyone else around here, Insanolord?
You're a real piece of work, kid, ya know that...? Ya don't regret your behavior one teeensy little bit, huh?

Don't play innocent with me!  Ya know EXACTLY what I mean.

Most of us are tryin to do the right thing here but you come along like…  “Rules?! Nah that ain’t for me!” well that’s why I’m here.  I’m not doing this for me, ya’ got to know that…  No… just trying to scratch out a living over here, but some punks just want ta’ do whatever they want.  Well not all of us can just sit back and eat peaches all darn day… Were just down in our hole mindin’ our own business and wham the idiot alarm goes off….

BEEP! BEEEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!

And the lights start flashing….  Those are the worst… 

SO BRIGHT IT HURTS MY BRAIN! MY BRAIN!!!!!

And that’s when I gotta start tunneling all the way out here just to try and talk some sense into you. 


But hopefully it’s sunk in now…  Hopefully this is the last time….  Ahhh who am I kidding…  your type just do whatever you want.

Well I want to give you another chance this time.  I know you got it in ya’ kid... now do this mole proud.


Get outta here and do some good and I may change my thoughts on you…
Now... SCRAM!!!!

[lolmonade]

I don't like blowouts, there's no excitement when some guy runs away with all the points.  Additionally, it'll be  a shame if our local bookworm is no longer around to watch our town's collection of rocks, bugs, & fish for super smart people like me. 


Vote Crimm, because insanolord is running away with this game, and I like a photo finish, honk!

[Stratos]

Yo, cut it out with the yelling, slushie. Maybe you should switch to decaf...


I think we should check the rules because I think some old turkeys have gotten us into a tie between Crimm and Insano. Does a tie kill off both contestants, slushie?

[pokepal148]

Yo, cut it out with the yelling, slushie. Maybe you should switch to decaf...


I think we should check the rules because I think some old turkeys have gotten us into a tie between Crimm and Insano. Does a tie kill off both contestants, slushie?

your math seems a bit off here. I see at least 3 votes for insano and only 2 for crimm. 'Yeah buddy'

Now I was considering withdrawing my vote for insamo but between this new push to divert attention from him and that withdrawing my vote would bring us closer to a tie which I don't think is in anyones best interests.

Gah! What's with all this stupid racket? Bad enough I'm forced to live in this third-rate dump, now I have to put up with all this stupid blather to boot. I'm using six tentacles to block my ears, AND I CAN STILL HEAR YOU!!! Can I vote everyone? Because I would really like to vote everyone.

Just get me a damn peach and I'll shut up 'yeah buddy'

I got your peach right here, pal!!!

Oh you got me a peach, you're so nice, here have this... gently used toilet.

[marvel_moviefan_2012]

vote insanolord

[Wah]

Wow this town sure is werid!
It needs more pink!
Well looks like my fashion job has started!
and you now what they say... Pink is the new black! :

[Wah]

Vote Crimm
For having no fashion sense whatsoever! :

[NWR_insanolord]

Vote for me all you want, I think today's result proved I made the right decision keeping my avatar the way it is. 3 POINTS BABY!

[apdude]

Vote for me all you want, I think today's result proved I made the right decision keeping my avatar the way it is. 3 POINTS BABY!

Yeah I'm sure the Ghanayan players checked this forum to see if you changed your avatar, and were crushed that you didn't...


No more mister nice mole. Fool me once shame on you... fool me twice...  YOU SHOULDN'T BE FOOLIN AROUND...

[Khushrenada]

Oh look! New messages on the Bulletin Board. Let's see.

Message 1.

Current Vote Tally

NWR_Insanolord - 4 (He's finally embarrassed the staff with his love of Dempsey.)

Crimm - 3
ClexYoshi - 1
Mop it up - 1
RedBlue - 1
Shyguy - 1

Message 2

Doesn't matter. U.S. soccer team isn't going to win anyways.
- Landon Donovan


Huh. That's some A1 town reporting going on here.

[NWR_insanolord]

Well if it's that close, **** it, Vote Crimm

[that Baby guy]

Hey sweetheart! I see you're not going to be tres fashionablah. How would you like me to style your death today? I do all sorts of fabulous styles. Hair nooses, blonde hair nooses, brown hair nooses, you name it, sugar! Vote Insanolord. I'll bet you're NOT the toast of every party, are you?

[pokepal148]

Guys I just realized, as long as cube is in play we townies should be careful of voting due to the existence of cube

if we end up voting out insanolord with 4 people there is some chance that we lose 5 acting players. Thus in hopes of convincing someone to recount their vote I have decided with great hesitation to recount my vote for insanolord and hope someone going against crimm decides to do the same.

With that in mind... hmm... no not him... ah of course,

Vote lucariofan99

And if you have any objections please send them to my Pokemon, I'm sure they'll be happy to wipe the floor with you again.'yeah buddy'

[NWR_insanolord]

Yes, you should all stop voting for me, for whichever reason pokepal's using.

[pokepal148]

Yes, you should all stop voting for me, for whichever reason pokepal's using.

No keep voting for him, just with less then 4 people

[NWR_insanolord]

I don't know what to say beyond that if you vote me out you'll learn the same message Ghana did: if you mess with America, you'll end up regretting it.

[ShyGuy]

I like my java with a splash of pigeon milk, don't you? Heeeeeyy!


Vote Mop it Up for beating me in Mario Kart. Heeeeeyy!

[apdude]

Come on folks, we can't leave this as a tie.  Somebody be strong, plus we have the other roles to help some of us out should things go Boom!

Make this happen.




Plus we already know thatguy is the bomber.... or isn't... maybe...

[Wah]

withdraw vote
vote Pokepal148

[Toruresu]

*walks around with a cloud over him* No one writes me letters anymore! ;(

[Wah]

I send u letters

[Khushrenada]

Come on folks, we can't leave this as a tie.  Somebody be strong, plus we have the other roles to help some of us out should things go Boom!

Make this happen.




Plus we already know thatguy is the bomber.... or isn't... maybe...

Dang. Somebody has already predicted my potential story for tomorrow and I don't feel like doing a re-write.

[Crimm]

I don't even know what happened. I go do great coverage of E3 and now I come back to Mafia. I'm going to keep fishing for Red Snapper. In the meantime I need to make a totally defensive vote for Insanolord

[RedBlue]

Hello everybody I'm coach.

I like to pump some iron and play real sports unlike that game were people like to take dives, what is it called? Yeah soccer.

Mr Spike I see you are missing your hoe but it wasn't I who took it. You see I was busy all day working on my abs and biceps. If you are referring to the other type of hoe maybe I did, I've lost track.  You are looking a little plump there so I invite you to do some exercises with me.


vote for Insanolord