I did my part by pressing "report to moderator" yesterday. So...
Both users received warnings with personalized messages.

Thanks for your time in marking that, as I hadn't been going in that thread since around the first post or so.

A bit late here, but yes, I am 19 years old. Go ahead and start making fun of the younger generation... now!
Oh, I wouldn't do that. I know plenty of 19 year old individuals who are rather intelligent, mature people worthy of respect.
I just adore the chip on your shoulder that you seem to have for "authority" and those in "power".
Wow, calling me a retard. Lemme guess, you won't even get warning from good ol' Unclebob, will you?
What, someone executed you? Because that's what oohhboy said.