What the sweet **** color of madness is this?
You don't need to travel at the speed of light in the hockey rink, only fast enough to appear to have near instantaneously moved from one position to an appropriate blind spot. This blind spot can be up the other players Arse. Curb stomping Mario style is also acceptable.
What the hell is this with this PG rated Royal Wedding, didn't get any skin or dead animals sentient or otherwise.