It was supposed to piss you off that the iPad is selling; you made it clear that you thought it was awful and tried your damnedest to convince everyone else of that.
Er, but "the ipad is awful" is not synonymous with "the ipad isn't selling"; given the pre-release hype, it would have been very surprising if didn't sell.
Note that I don't see any reason to think the ipad is "awful", but it seems very unlikely to live up to the hype. The iphone is popular for some pretty good reasons -- it's stylish, simple, and does a decent job of making a "good enough" version of the internet available in a handy bring-everywhere package. The "bring everywhere" point is extremely significant. The ipad, despite having many of the same limitations as the iphone (same gimped OS, etc), is
not something you can just tote along without thinking, and I think that makes it far less useful to most people. It's much more like a laptop, where you have to actually think "do i really wanna bring the laptop/ipad?" It's fine for browsing while sitting on the couch, and that's a niche that it will no doubt do well in, but really not quite the world-changer that all the recent hyperventilation suggests...