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Random LOL of the day thread ~or~ because I'm just an asshole
« Reply #875 on: October 15, 2013, 09:17:01 AM »



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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #876 on: October 15, 2013, 09:33:30 AM »
Chicks with built in weapons are hot!

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #877 on: October 25, 2013, 10:11:24 AM »
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #878 on: October 25, 2013, 09:23:06 PM »
The dual OHSHIT seals the deal.  ;D
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #879 on: November 05, 2013, 04:20:45 PM »
Quote from: paraphrased response after reading linked news story*
When Eminem was asked which was the GOAT between Breaking Bad & The Wire
(http://www.complex.com/covers/eminem-interview-back-issues-2013-cover-story/)
he said He stopped watching TV after The Wire because he no longer needed to see anything else... it was that good.

Well, I'm told Eminem is a rapper, but I wouldn't really know, because I stopped listening to Rap Music after Tupac.

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Quote from: news story
Breaking Bad or The Wire—which is the Greatest of All Time?
 
 Aw, that’s not really fair because I haven’t seen all of Breaking Bad, but I will tell you this, it doesn’t matter. Breaking Bad is good. I saw the first five or six episodes but then I got so busy I couldn’t watch it. The Wire, hands down the best thing that’s ever been on TV ever. Best fucking show ever. There will never be another Wire or another like it or even remotely fucking close. Hands down. I stopped watching TV because of The Wire. Like, The Wire ruined everything for me because I don’t even want to watch anything else now. Did I tell you I like The Wire?


I LOLed

edit: and the correct answer would have been The Shield.

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #880 on: November 05, 2013, 09:51:36 PM »
Shouldn't you flip it around so that the news story comes first and the punch line second?
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #882 on: November 09, 2013, 09:58:19 PM »


Gamestop, why would I need 12 months of that with a PS4 purchase!? o_0


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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #883 on: November 09, 2013, 10:19:27 PM »
At least Sony's branching out and copying Xbox instead of always just Nintendo. But then, why would any company copy Nintendo's online model?
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #884 on: November 25, 2013, 07:20:33 PM »
Marketing at it's finest.


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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #885 on: November 26, 2013, 03:11:15 PM »
I work closely with people from T-Mobile. This is going to be shown everywhere.


The coma makes it even better. Though a colon would have been better.


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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #886 on: November 26, 2013, 03:50:46 PM »
The fact that there's punctuation that wouldn't make any sense had there been an appropriate space just makes it look all kinds of intentional.
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« Reply #887 on: November 27, 2013, 06:58:30 PM »
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #888 on: January 07, 2014, 03:23:46 PM »
This is an older story that was from sometime back in 2012, I don't remember if I posted it here or not before, but it is hilarious and it just resurfaced, so here it is again if I did.

**NSFW**  http://imgur.com/a/EpQCX  **NSFW**

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #889 on: January 07, 2014, 04:23:32 PM »
This is an older story that was from sometime back in 2012, I don't remember if I posted it here or not before, but it is hilarious and it just resurfaced, so here it is again if I did.

**NSFW**  http://imgur.com/a/EpQCX  **NSFW**


That has to be older than 2012…I swear I read that as early as 2010.  What a ridiculous story.  Gotta love the drawings of himself with a huge ass & erection.
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #890 on: January 07, 2014, 07:08:57 PM »
I might have been older. I don't remember, I'm horrible with perception of time passed, especially when it comes to internet time.... and because the year just changed.

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #891 on: January 08, 2014, 04:31:43 PM »
I might have been older. I don't remember, I'm horrible with perception of time passed, especially when it comes to internet time.... and because the year just changed.


Me too, man…me too.  Still have trouble believing that's a real story!
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #892 on: January 17, 2014, 08:10:43 PM »


After seeing that, I don't feel so irritated with my Win 8.1 install anymore. LOL

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #893 on: January 17, 2014, 10:35:01 PM »
That's gotta be the worst day in that IT guy's life.
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #894 on: January 18, 2014, 03:03:23 PM »
As long as he didn't eat these, I'm sure it could've gotten worse. ;)


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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #895 on: February 01, 2014, 05:20:57 AM »
If i sent these to unclebob he would probably ban me off the entire internet...

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NOOOOOPE!!!
« Reply #896 on: February 08, 2014, 11:55:18 PM »


LOL j/k..... NOOOOOOOPE!!!!!

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #897 on: February 09, 2014, 01:46:02 AM »
You suck at at NOOOPE!!!

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #898 on: February 16, 2014, 01:50:23 PM »
How Christina Aguilera sings to her kids...

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #899 on: February 19, 2014, 02:46:02 AM »
You suck at at NOOOPE!!!



the host site is funny too. double LOL.