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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2009, 07:33:53 PM »
lol, yeah but I bet he already shaved it.

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2009, 09:37:00 AM »

Yaaay!

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2009, 06:38:08 AM »
haha thats pretty good
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Random LOL of the day.
« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2009, 01:05:10 PM »

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2009, 01:32:05 PM »
That was pretty funny.
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #31 on: June 04, 2009, 01:02:08 PM »
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A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure.

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2009, 02:06:36 PM »
Thats crazy.
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #33 on: June 04, 2009, 02:29:00 PM »
& disgusting.

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #34 on: June 04, 2009, 04:52:22 PM »
& disgusting.
Ever read the super mario bros sex fetish one?
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #35 on: June 04, 2009, 05:48:59 PM »
& disgusting.
Ever read the super mario bros sex fetish one?
no, but if you post it, I just might.

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2009, 08:10:51 AM »
& disgusting.
Ever read the super mario bros sex fetish one?
no, but if you post it, I just might.

I'll have to find it.. shouldn't be too hard, i emailed the link to myself and i'm positive i saved it. I'll just have to do some heavy editing (spoiler tags) for the naughty bits.
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2009, 08:36:40 AM »
& disgusting.
Ever read the super mario bros sex fetish one?
no, but if you post it, I just might.

I'll have to find it.. shouldn't be too hard, i emailed the link to myself and i'm positive i saved it. I'll just have to do some heavy editing (spoiler tags) for the naughty bits.

HAHAHA i didn't even bother with my emails, i just googled it and it came up. Sweeet!

here goes folks (WARNING EXPLICIT CONTENT)

Spoiler free version here!

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Date: 2008-07-02, 2:35PM EDT



Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "**** ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.

When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.

February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #38 on: June 05, 2009, 08:43:28 AM »
Oh man.  I think I'm scared for life now.  I've got a pretty good imagination, and that was VERY specific.

Anyway, I think that was for real, and could only be the work of one mildly famous internet perv.  Mark Bozon.
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #39 on: June 05, 2009, 08:50:49 AM »
Oh man.  I think I'm scared for life now.  I've got a pretty good imagination, and that was VERY specific.

Anyway, I think that was for real, and could only be the work of one mildly famous internet perv.  Mark Bozon.

I'm the same way and when i first read that (it was linked to on a Gonintendo comment.. lol) i didn't wanna think of SMB ever again. I relate SMB to my childhood and the last thing i wanted in life is having that tainted with the thought of some creepy dude doing any of that to someone playing the game. Hell i don't even wanna think of the type of guy that THINKS IT UP ugh

In fact, if you've noticed.. i've never posted any comments on the Super Mario Bros Wii thread lol
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #40 on: June 05, 2009, 10:19:20 AM »
Oh man.  I think I'm scared for life now.  I've got a pretty good imagination, and that was VERY specific.

Anyway, I think that was for real, and could only be the work of one mildly famous internet perv.  Mark Bozon.

I'm the same way and when i first read that (it was linked to on a Gonintendo comment.. lol) i didn't wanna think of SMB ever again. I relate SMB to my childhood and the last thing i wanted in life is having that tainted with the thought of some creepy dude doing any of that to someone playing the game. Hell i don't even wanna think of the type of guy that THINKS IT UP ugh

In fact, if you've noticed.. i've never posted any comments on the Super Mario Bros Wii thread lol

AHAHAHA.  Oh Crap.   I'm screwed.

Hopefully, some others will take the bait.
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #41 on: June 10, 2009, 01:15:46 PM »
Damn, looks like no one took the bait.
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #42 on: June 10, 2009, 01:30:09 PM »
master bait?
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #43 on: June 10, 2009, 01:42:52 PM »
master bait?
sexually

God no!  Not if they read the ad!  The ability to fantasize about $&# may be permanently ruined.  Game over.
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #44 on: June 10, 2009, 04:21:56 PM »
They probably have surgery for that these days.
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #45 on: June 10, 2009, 06:38:09 PM »
Haha.. safe sex ad possibly NSFW?
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #46 on: June 10, 2009, 07:06:23 PM »
Haha.. safe sex ad possibly NSFW?

They're already dead, so they don't need a condom?

or

Condom so thin, you'd swear there was absolutely nothing inbetween you two?

What is the message of those ads?

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #47 on: June 10, 2009, 07:26:10 PM »
If you have sex, you'll die instantly, leaving only a skeleton in a sexy position.
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #48 on: July 14, 2009, 08:33:12 AM »

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #49 on: July 14, 2009, 08:43:19 AM »
The article actually wrote "the little green guy from Star Wars"? They couldn't of phrased it better than that?

Still hilarious though.
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