Author Topic: Alone in the Dark Wii (Read 16603 times)

Kairon · « **Reply #25 on:** June 24, 2008, 02:27:09 AM »

That new trailer looked like Far Cry Wii level graphics...

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HMMMMMMMMMMMMM.................

KDR_11k · « **Reply #26 on:** June 24, 2008, 11:25:31 AM »

You know, just because it looks like **** doesn't mean it's any good.

Seriously, don't you have better uses for your money than to buy a $50 game from a company that tries to sue negative reviews to censor them?

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #27 on:** June 24, 2008, 01:31:09 PM »

Wow, the next-generation isn't working so well for Phil Harrison.

But I think he knew things were tumbling down anyway.

vherub · « **Reply #28 on:** June 24, 2008, 02:17:12 PM »

the game doesn't have to look amazing, but the trailer on the nintendo channel looks especially terrible. If the game looks better than that, either put up a good looking trailer or don't bother with a trailer at all.

This speaks to a larger issue, all the games they show should have trailers, but the trailers should be marketing tools, not 1:07 of random images and moving pictures.

Kairon · « **Reply #29 on:** June 24, 2008, 03:48:10 PM »

Quote from: KDR_11k on June 24, 2008, 11:25:31 AM

You know, just because it looks like **** doesn't mean it's any good.

Seriously, don't you have better uses for your money than to buy a $50 game from a company that tries to sue negative reviews to censor them?

Oh KDR. Don't worry, I don't buy EVERY third party game in existence you know! Besides, if I don't buy Alone in the Dark, just think of how many Majesco games I can buy instead! ^_^

ShyGuy · « **Reply #30 on:** June 27, 2008, 09:26:13 PM »

These new screenshots are the best ones I've seen of the Wii version so far:
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media.cfm?artid=14799&MedTID=1

Too bad some fan site is hosting them /trolling4banned

Smoke39 · « **Reply #31 on:** June 27, 2008, 09:33:40 PM »

Is it just me or is that jacket inventory screen really disorienting? I d'know about y'all, but my head's centered on my torso, not floating somewhere off to the left of my shoulder.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #32 on:** June 27, 2008, 09:46:06 PM »

Basically he fits his chin into his left lung. Only Atari can bring this level of realism to games.

Flames_of_chaos · « **Reply #33 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:43:56 AM »

Quote from: Kairon on June 24, 2008, 03:48:10 PM

Quote from: KDR_11k on June 24, 2008, 11:25:31 AM
You know, just because it looks like **** doesn't mean it's any good.

Seriously, don't you have better uses for your money than to buy a $50 game from a company that tries to sue negative reviews to censor them?

Oh KDR. Don't worry, I don't buy EVERY third party game in existence you know! Besides, if I don't buy Alone in the Dark, just think of how many Majesco games I can buy instead! ^_^

Kairon if you ever were in NJ I could show you where the Majesco office is. I actually met a really nice game tester that works there.

Kairon · « **Reply #34 on:** June 28, 2008, 01:59:42 AM »

Thanks, but I don't think I'm going to be visiting my relatives in NY anytime soon.

I do know that they have a development studio in Santa Monica, CA...

ShyGuy · « **Reply #35 on:** June 29, 2008, 03:49:09 PM »

Boy, reviews on the Wii version of this game are sure slow coming. I won't make a move until Bozon gives me his score.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #36 on:** June 29, 2008, 04:38:12 PM »

why review the wii version when a hardcore game journalist can just play the 360 version? (OFISHAL REVUUW COPIES SENT BY ATARI)

Mario · « **Reply #37 on:** June 30, 2008, 02:07:57 AM »

I saw this game in store today but it was $100 so I just laughed.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #38 on:** June 30, 2008, 02:57:32 AM »

"Garbage Day!" laugh comes to mind.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #39 on:** July 03, 2008, 03:03:48 AM »

NO reviews from the mainstream media yet. I've been forced to turn to Youtube reviews. http://youtube.com/watch?v=gUaSXxXX2uc

I feel dirty.

bosshogx · « **Reply #40 on:** July 03, 2008, 09:07:31 AM »

I'm dirtying up your thread with a gratuitous comic plug of Alone in the Dark 4.

http://www.mondaynightcrew.com/comic.html

Don't hate me Shy.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #41 on:** July 03, 2008, 11:29:35 AM »

Hey, why was Itagaki puking a few comics back?

KDR_11k · « **Reply #42 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:32:53 PM »

Cause there was no punchline.

bosshogx · « **Reply #43 on:** July 04, 2008, 11:25:58 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on July 03, 2008, 11:29:35 AM

Hey, why was Itagaki puking a few comics back?

Quote from: KDR_11k on July 03, 2008, 02:32:53 PM

Cause there was no punchline.

That and he always seems completely drunk in all of his pictures/interviews that I've seen. Figured he may as well let it all out finally.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #44 on:** July 12, 2008, 03:18:03 AM »

Bump in the Dark!

IGN finally has a review up. unknown reviewer, gave the game a....

3.1

http://wii.ign.com/articles/888/888642p1.html

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #45 on:** July 12, 2008, 08:12:22 AM »

I planed on getting this game till Atari started trying to sue everyone over reviews and they didn't send out review copies. Thank you Shy Guy for the review it is the final nail on this games coffin.

Flames_of_chaos · « **Reply #46 on:** July 12, 2008, 01:33:53 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on July 12, 2008, 03:18:03 AM

Bump in the Dark!

IGN finally has a review up. unknown reviewer, gave the game a....

3.1

http://wii.ign.com/articles/888/888642p1.html

Looks like an initiation review those evil IGN staffers.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #47 on:** September 27, 2008, 03:35:03 PM »

Alone in the Bump!

I rented this game for the weekend, impressions forthcoming.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #48 on:** September 27, 2008, 08:28:57 PM »

What a turd so far.

- When you die twelve times before the intro title, it's not a good sign.
- The enviroments are actually well rendered. The character models are ugly as crap though
- Jeez, they change the rules so often. Sometimes you can walk off an edge, sometimes you can't. Sometimes you can put out a fire, sometimes you can't. Sometimes you can grab a ledge, sometimes you can't.

- HOLY CRAP THIS GAME IS STUPID
- Who designed the controls for this? I personally hope that Atari goes out of business and this person loses their job.

- Suprise, suprise, the driving sucks too.
- I don't know how much more of this I can take. I think this is the worst game I have played on the Wii. Worse than Cooking Mama.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #49 on:** September 28, 2008, 02:04:30 PM »

third parties really dunt understand wii development. makes sense if they didn't understand gamecub development the first time around.

well, my Brothers in Arms will sell as credit towards Wii Music. How about your Alone in the Dark?

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Author Topic: Alone in the Dark Wii (Read 16603 times)