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RE:The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2007, 05:22:45 AM »


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RE: The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2007, 08:22:38 AM »
Servbots or Lego men?  Would that make Tron Bonne the ultimate Zombie slayer?
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RE: The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2007, 12:05:34 PM »
I would probably use one of those nail guns, and even better if there is a nail gun capable of launching thick nails like they used to nail Jesus to the cross...yeah I want to nail those zombies anywhere I can, and then I grab an axe and start chopping off the heads, forearms and forelegs.

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RE:The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2007, 01:27:41 PM »
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I would probably use one of those nail guns, and even better if there is a nail gun capable of launching thick nails like they used to nail Jesus to the cross...yeah I want to nail those zombies anywhere I can, and then I grab an axe and start chopping off the heads, forearms and forelegs.


That super nailgun idea reminds me of the steak launcher from Painkiller. Nothing better then pinning an enemy to a wall.  
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RE:The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2007, 03:38:33 AM »
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That super nailgun idea reminds me of the steak launcher from Painkiller. Nothing better then pinning an enemy to a wall.


In No One Lives Forever, there's a spear gun that can do that.  In the big underwater level, I swam around a corner to face a long, dark corridor.  The only way I knew an enemy was lurking down the corridor was the rising of the telltale bubbles from his SCUBA gear.  I aimed just below the bubbles, fired, and was rewarded with a gurgling scream.  When I got to the end of the corridor, I saw that I had pinned him to the wall through the nuts.

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RE: The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2007, 11:07:18 PM »

Cricket Bat.
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RE:The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2007, 05:56:51 AM »
Now that you mention it, what would be more effective: a baseball bat or a cricket bat? I'm thinking the cricket bat as demonstrated in Shaun of the Dead, but I'm not certain.
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RE:The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2007, 01:50:55 PM »
i still think you guys are forgetting the best anti-zombie weapon of all, so i'll say it again:


Zombie Paper

first they get attracted to it...


then they're stuck to it... thats when you can take them out however you please..

baseballbat, yo-yo, bottle rocket, PSI powers, knife, 9mm, ak47, flame thrower, q-tip too far into the ear... etc.
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RE: The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2007, 02:02:52 AM »


Ambulances.

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RE: The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2007, 02:44:14 AM »
Your screaming little sister, just toss her in and run.  You are safe, you got away, and you stopped the brat from screaming in your ear why you try to deal with brain eating rot monsters.
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RE:The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2007, 11:04:07 AM »
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RE:The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #36 on: August 09, 2007, 12:03:06 PM »
Oh my God... I'm dying from laugher at that .gif... That's awesome!
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RE: The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #37 on: August 09, 2007, 05:57:45 PM »
Does anyone remember the Cerebral Bore???

hands down greatest weapon for killing zombies






and dinosaurs  
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RE:The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2007, 06:29:56 PM »
a cast iron pole with a spike on the end

or the samurai weapon set

crossbow for long distance
spear for mid distance
sword for closer range
knife if you absolutely need it

add riffle for super log distance

high calibur weapons if you just want to rip them in half
of course your going to have to run around and kill the brains with the spike

if you cant find a long cst iron spike there re two suggestions.....fire poker, broom or mop with a knife on the end....or fire poker on the end.....


there are no perfect wepons for killing zombies, different weapons have different applications and uses depending on the situations
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RE: The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2007, 06:37:49 PM »
Oooh, you sound like a zombie killing expert. You must have lots of experience in that field.
Since we have someone of your expertise in this thread do you mind if I go ahead and ask you a question?

What is the most common way for an individual to become a zombie, and what is the best way to avoid that happening?

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RE:The best anti-zombie weapon?
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RE:The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #41 on: August 09, 2007, 07:32:49 PM »
well blacknmild that really depends on which source of zombie informtion your going from

on the Romero Series the dead are either actual walking corpses for which the cause is neither explined, or those tht were bitten or attacked by zombie which then become zombies. No one kn ows the source, but the back of the cover reads a radioactive sattelite, but the remake sys nothing of the sort

in the return of the living dead series there is a chemical called Trioxin which reanimtes corpses and can turn the living into zombies withtoo much exposure,bites from Trioxin Zombies also cause Zombie-ism

in Resident Evil there are a number of biological agents tht cause Zombies, the T-Virus, the G-Virus, those leaches, Los Plagas which is a Psuedo-Zombieness

in Night of the Comet it was cused by the dust left by the Comet

In Night of the Creeps, Slither, and the Faculty it is caused by some Biological agent from outerspace

in the Zombie Survival Guide bd World War Z(im assuming i havent red world war z yet) its caused by a Virus called Solenum

in 28 days later it is caused by a virus called Rage

in the Walking Dead comic and graphic novel series(great read) the cause is unknown, however Regrdless how you die you will become a Zombie, that is unless brain function has been terminated. There is a chapter where  character is bitten but his leg is removed to see if it willprevent the turn, however this is inconclusive because he died of bloodloss.

In the Re-animator seires Herbert Walker's reanimtion serum recreates Zombies

In Evil dead 1, 2 and Army of Darkness they are caused by the side of Evil

In Shaun of the Dead they pretty much follow Romero rules, once again they aren't explined,various jokes and references to different Zombie media
including Rage infected monkeys

In Eternl Darkness they are the minions of Cosmic dieties

there are other movies where Zombies are caused by any sort of magic, necromancy, Voodoo

thats all i can think of for now

also, there is a difference between undead and zombies, but this line can be hazy and is crossed several times


in most media, your screwed if your bitten, but like any infection it might be curable through thurough sanitation or amputation, in 28 weeks later your defintely screwed unless you have genetic immunity.
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RE: The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #42 on: August 12, 2007, 04:01:24 AM »
D-Gun. Hands down.

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RE:The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #43 on: August 12, 2007, 07:51:36 AM »
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well blacknmild that really depends on which source of zombie informtion your going from

the rest is Zombie A to Z...

Well consider me edumacated, but I think you are having an issue with your "a" button.

BTW what is the difference between the "Undead" and a "Zombie"?

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RE:The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #44 on: August 12, 2007, 04:10:54 PM »
the difference between undead and zombies

zombies are undead, but not all undead are zombies

vampires are undead
so are ghouls, ghouls however have reason
frankenstein is technically undead
revenants are undead

zombies are either undead or infected
either way, their vicious, they usually are mindless, and when someone is killed they become one of them, they also know the difference between them and us.

also, movies where zombies talk are just plain stupid

the borg from star trek draws some paralells to zombies

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RE:The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #45 on: August 12, 2007, 04:28:56 PM »
Wow, Perm's well versed in zombie lore.
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RE:The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #46 on: August 14, 2007, 07:42:06 AM »
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.also, movies where zombies talk are just plain stupid





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RE: The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #47 on: August 14, 2007, 10:17:01 PM »
Best weapon is the one you got when you were turned into a zombie:


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RE: The best anti-zombie weapon?
« Reply #48 on: August 16, 2007, 06:25:34 PM »
in the case of bub its alright...Zombies can talk...but it has to be within reason...its going to take bubs a 100 years to become intelligent again at this rate.and yeah i was using a keyboard that had problems with both the "a" button and the "n" key  

also talking zombies are alright in Michael Jackson videos
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« Reply #49 on: August 16, 2007, 06:47:02 PM »
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