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RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2007, 03:39:38 PM »
It's a hard knock life.

For us.

It's a hard knock life for us!
'Steada treated,
We get tricked!
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RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2007, 04:23:13 PM »
'Steada kisses,
We get kicked!
It's a hard knock life!
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RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2007, 04:26:46 PM »
Jigga what?
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RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2007, 05:11:33 PM »
I lost! To a bunch of losers! Eh, they must have cheated. How could I lose?
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RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
« Reply #29 on: April 18, 2007, 06:49:26 AM »
I have boredom...Guests? Now I have...FURY! I say to you WELCOME! Welcome to Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge! In this place beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels! All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief! What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them. You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity...but my tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow gray with aging. Do you dare hear? Then now you listen! I am here, merchant of badges, only sometimes with fury, but once I had fury at all times. I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil! And then the bad men came. Red and green bad men. I had the punishment. Bad punishment with hammers and jumping on my head and the overheat of my ship. I have a little fury even with my remembering...Red! And green! A pair of jumping hammers in red and green who are looking just like you! I HAVE FURY! Those brothers of badness! My brain aches at their overalls! I have fury AND headache now! Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! ...But no. SO MUCH FURY! Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy! ...I HAVE CALM. I am waiting like an elevator. I have the commerce. I run Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge, but...the day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby's candy has safety! I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens! I WILL! HAVE! FURY! I LAUGH AT DEFEAT! I FIGHT WITH RAGE! I HURT YOUR FACES! Hooof... Heffff...D-Did I...have insanity? Did I...have evil? I suppress the fury, but sometimes... The fury has me. Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy. P-Please... I will be fine. No worrying for Fawful. We talk of beans. Beans and badges... We begin trading! What are you wanting?
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RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2007, 09:14:45 AM »
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I have boredom...Guests? Now I have...FURY! I say to you WELCOME! Welcome to Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge! In this place beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels! All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief! What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them. You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity...but my tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow gray with aging. Do you dare hear? Then now you listen! I am here, merchant of badges, only sometimes with fury, but once I had fury at all times. I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil! And then the bad men came. Red and green bad men. I had the punishment. Bad punishment with hammers and jumping on my head and the overheat of my ship. I have a little fury even with my remembering...Red! And green! A pair of jumping hammers in red and green who are looking just like you! I HAVE FURY! Those brothers of badness! My brain aches at their overalls! I have fury AND headache now! Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! ...But no. SO MUCH FURY! Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy! ...I HAVE CALM. I am waiting like an elevator. I have the commerce. I run Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge, but...the day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby's candy has safety! I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens! I WILL! HAVE! FURY! I LAUGH AT DEFEAT! I FIGHT WITH RAGE! I HURT YOUR FACES! Hooof... Heffff...D-Did I...have insanity? Did I...have evil? I suppress the fury, but sometimes... The fury has me. Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy. P-Please... I will be fine. No worrying for Fawful. We talk of beans. Beans and badges... We begin trading! What are you wanting?


You sir have made the longest 100% nonsense rant ever. The only way it could have been better is if you had it as one run-on sentence.

Also, Pale still lives. To the living, I say this:

You.

Are.

Dumb.
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RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2007, 09:51:50 AM »
You and your conspiracy theories, Stabby.  You and your conspiracy theories.
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RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2007, 10:23:53 AM »
I will seek my vengeance upon Pale. Oh yes, he will pay....
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RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2007, 10:35:22 AM »
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You and your conspiracy theories, Stabby.  You and your conspiracy theories.


I'm telling you, FDR was assassinated by congress because he was working with the Reds!

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I will seek my vengeance upon Pale. Oh yes, he will pay....


Ah, finally a like-minded person! Let us don our tinfoil hats and grab our torches and pitchforks!  
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RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2007, 05:30:41 PM »
I think the game might be over.
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RE: Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2007, 05:34:30 PM »
So, will Stabby be correct, or is he just a loon.  Only a few people know!  Find out soon!
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RE:Mafia 15 - The Dead Thread
« Reply #36 on: April 18, 2007, 05:37:54 PM »
He's a hilarious loon. Game over people, end results posted in day 10.  
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