Author Topic: The 300 (Read 11920 times)

Requiem · « **Reply #25 on:** March 14, 2007, 06:33:47 PM »

HOLY SH!T!

That movie looks amazing!

Caliban · « **Reply #26 on:** March 15, 2007, 02:21:36 AM »

I'm so urging to watch this movie again, I hope they release the DVD very soon.

Artimus · « **Reply #27 on:** March 15, 2007, 05:47:27 AM »

This movie would be SO BAD on DVD. Ouch...

Caliban · « **Reply #28 on:** March 15, 2007, 08:39:31 AM »

Nice choice of words, I don't know if you're being negative or positive.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #29 on:** March 15, 2007, 09:39:27 AM »

SPARTANS DON'T EAT BROWNIES.

BROWNIES ARE SOFT AND WEAK.

THERE IS NO ROOM FOR BROWNIES IN SPARTA.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #30 on:** March 15, 2007, 09:45:12 AM »

Oh, and you rename this movie "ABS."

"300" just isn't accurate enough.

Caliban · « **Reply #31 on:** March 15, 2007, 10:22:21 AM »

Maybe it should be called "Professional 666: rise of the beer belly".

ThePerm · « **Reply #32 on:** March 15, 2007, 03:54:04 PM »

i need to quit drinking soda so i can have Abs like Leonidas, watching the movie I was like...how did they get all of them in such great shape?!

and also Gerard Butler, howd he go from pasty wimpy Dracula 2000 to kickass spartan king?

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #33 on:** March 15, 2007, 05:20:56 PM »

CG.

Works for Spiderman, works for Keanu.

Requiem · « **Reply #34 on:** March 15, 2007, 07:51:53 PM »

Ya....no way did all those dudes have chizzeled abs (see that dude from LOTR with an 8-pack?!). You could tell when they showed the soldiers sideways. CG is a motherf@cker.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #35 on:** March 17, 2007, 06:48:12 AM »

I have to share these:

and

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #36 on:** March 17, 2007, 01:43:10 PM »

lacks abs.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #37 on:** March 17, 2007, 02:00:04 PM »

Yes, but I don't have a CGI budget.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 17, 2007, 02:05:13 PM »

Those are some disturbing pics, SB...And is that an altered quote from the movie?

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #39 on:** March 17, 2007, 02:08:15 PM »

Correct. I haven't actually seen the movie, but I've seen the quote used so many times that I absolutely had to do it when the snowstorm hit.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 18, 2007, 11:54:04 AM »

A tad off topic, but while I was looking at SB's freaky pics, I noticed that the first one looked familiar...

I then realized this...

Yeah, S_B is secretly a raving NWR user.

Caliban · « **Reply #41 on:** March 18, 2007, 12:57:45 PM »

Haha, nice pics S_B, you were almost close to what is shown in the movie but only because it looked better in motion and I didn't have to see the actor's deep throat...

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #42 on:** March 18, 2007, 01:08:14 PM »

I apologize for the clear view at my uvula, but I make up for it with the fact that you don't have to see me bare-torsoed and in a loin cloth.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 18, 2007, 01:11:13 PM »

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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
I apologize for the clear view at my uvula, but I make up for it with the fact that you don't have to see me bare-torsoed and in a loin cloth.

And for that, we are extremely grateful...

ryancoke · « **Reply #44 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:49:52 AM »

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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
I apologize for the clear view at my uvula, but I make up for it with the fact that you don't have to see me bare-torsoed and in a loin cloth.

Dude, that was funny as hell!

bustin98 · « **Reply #45 on:** March 23, 2007, 10:11:21 AM »

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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
I apologize for the clear view at my uvula, but I make up for it with the fact that you don't have to see me bare-torsoed and in a loin cloth.

Yeah, so, I just got reminded of what may be the best quote in the movie "Monster House" (I have yet to see it).

I wanted to make a smart remark, but its none to smart if I have to explain it.

So I'll just make my intentions known and anyone who has at least seen that commercial for the movie knows what I'm talkin' about.

And 300 kicks ass. Tits, blood, monsters, decapitations. Androgynous Egyptian kings (see: Stargate). What else does a guy need?

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:19:28 AM »

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Originally posted by: bustin98
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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
I apologize for the clear view at my uvula, but I make up for it with the fact that you don't have to see me bare-torsoed and in a loin cloth.

Yeah, so, I just got reminded of what may be the best quote in the movie "Monster House" (I have yet to see it).

I wanted to make a smart remark, but its none to smart if I have to explain it.

So I'll just make my intentions known and anyone who has at least seen that commercial for the movie knows what I'm talkin' about.

And 300 kicks ass. Tits, blood, monsters, decapitations. Androgynous Egyptian kings (see: Stargate). What else does a guy need?

I think you are referring to the scene where the kids finally enter the house and figure out that the lamp is actually the house's uvula. So then Chowder says; "So its a girl house!". Then he says "I don't have one!"

Mysticspike · « **Reply #47 on:** April 05, 2007, 01:22:41 PM »

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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
I saw it last nite. It is definately a mans movie full of badassery. There are some good choice quotes and a touch of funny dialogue. Lots of blood shed and dismemberment. I have a few issues with some of the special effects but its just a little nitpicking and doesn't take away from the action or the story. All of the battle scenes are suspenseful and have a possiblity of putting you on the edge of your seat, while the sex/nudity scenes are done very artistic & very tasteful.

my issues with the sfx - don't read till after you've seen the movie - its distractions like these that can keep some from enjoying what they are watching.
The blood looks very fake, as its almost all CG, and its flying everywhere yet it never soaks the ground or stains a blade. Arrows never seem to leave holes in the shields

telling people not to look at the spoiler guarantees everyone will.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #48 on:** April 05, 2007, 03:30:36 PM »

300 could have used more violence. Pfft, like that's even possible.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #49 on:** April 05, 2007, 07:44:17 PM »

"telling people not to look at the spoiler guarantees everyone will. "

Thats not my problem...
I gave a warning, they choose not to listen...
Therefore, its not my problem...

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Author Topic: The 300 (Read 11920 times)