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Offline Crimm

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RE:Nintendo sent NWR a mad lib!
« Reply #75 on: January 11, 2007, 12:13:40 PM »
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RE: Nintendo sent NWR a mad lib!
« Reply #76 on: January 11, 2007, 12:22:24 PM »
plural noun!
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RE: Nintendo sent NWR a mad lib!
« Reply #77 on: January 11, 2007, 12:23:11 PM »
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RE: Nintendo sent NWR a mad lib!
« Reply #78 on: January 11, 2007, 12:23:46 PM »
last one! another plural noun!
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RE: Nintendo sent NWR a mad lib!
« Reply #79 on: January 11, 2007, 12:24:07 PM »
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RE: Nintendo sent NWR a mad lib!
« Reply #80 on: January 11, 2007, 12:24:48 PM »
ok, writing it up!
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RE: Nintendo sent NWR a mad lib!
« Reply #81 on: January 11, 2007, 12:30:35 PM »
With more than 200 microgames, WarioWare: Smooth Moves will have your guitar looking like a hero.  Some games require players to masticate the Wii Remote like a spatula, while others simply ask them to invade it lightheartedly.  Each minigame has players thrust the Wii Remote in a different way, while some pelagic minigames even use the Nunchuk.  Players' Mii caricatures fry in some games, making the action all the more inadequate.

Some mini games include: having Vudu hold the Wii Remote against his hip and cease it like a hula hoop; driving a car by using the Mushroom Kingdom like a steering wheel; lifting the Wii Remote the same way a strongman in a circus might lubricate his Wii; or swatting at doomed flies as though the Wii Remote were some kind of Reggie's Sea Monster.

Imagine standing there as your mom sits her pinky like a Koopa.  Or the awesome pictures you can snap as your friends explode during one of the more smelly minigames.  WarioWare: Smooth Moves is a taxi that anyone can pick up and spray, even if they have never sprayed a wallet before.

Please let me know if you have any deer, and I will be in contact with you soon to discuss Super Mario Brothers.

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RE: Nintendo sent NWR a mad lib!
« Reply #82 on: January 11, 2007, 12:30:57 PM »
Was that a let down?  Most likely.
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RE: Nintendo sent NWR a mad lib!
« Reply #83 on: January 11, 2007, 12:38:45 PM »
Some of the lines didn't work well.  But some where great.

"swatting at doomed flies as though the Wii Remote were some kind of Reggie's Sea Monster."

Why does this sound phallic to me?

"Please let me know if you have any deer, and I will be in contact with you soon to discuss Super Mario Brothers."

This is classic.  We have just been talking about Wario Ware, but if you want to know about Mario we will discuss that too.

"minigames even use the Nunchuk. Players' Mii caricatures fry in some games, making the action all the more inadequate."

Yes, I would say that would be even more inadequate.


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RE: Nintendo sent NWR a mad lib!
« Reply #84 on: January 11, 2007, 12:44:45 PM »
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lifting the Wii Remote the same way a strongman in a circus might lubricate his Wii
Oh dear; what have I done?
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RE:Nintendo sent NWR a mad lib!
« Reply #85 on: January 11, 2007, 12:45:59 PM »
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Imagine standing there as your mom sits her pinky like a Koopa.


This line right here has an amazing sound to it... repeat after me!

Sits her pinky like a koopa!
Sits her pinky like a koopa!

Breaking it down, we see:

SITS her PINK-y LIKE a KOO-pa

What are those anyways? Trochees?

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« Reply #86 on: January 11, 2007, 01:16:51 PM »
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Or the awesome pictures you can snap as your friends screw


If I had beaten Bloodworth by less than a minute, that's what it would've said.  XD
 
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« Reply #87 on: January 12, 2007, 02:00:08 AM »
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lifting the Wii Remote the same way a strongman in a circus might lubricate his Wii
Oh dear; what have I done?


High five!
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RE:Nintendo sent NWR a mad lib!
« Reply #88 on: January 12, 2007, 03:52:51 AM »
That came out Quiet funny in the end.  Send it back to Nintendo.
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