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Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« on: October 01, 2006, 08:33:36 PM »
The Lane Corporation.
HQ of Time Travel Affairs
Year - 3187.

"Anything yet?"

"Our techs believe they have almost fixed it."

"Well, tell them to hurry up. Time is already changing."

"Yes sir."

"This hunk of junk has the answers in its memory and we need them now."

"I know sir. But QQQ has always been a bit unreliable when it comes to memory."

"Not this time. We can't afford for that to happen."


The head of the Lane Corporation is not a happy man. Something has gone wrong in the past. It has its origins in the F-Zero GX Race: The F-Zero Circuits Championship. It was designed to be the biggest championship race ever over all the big circuits of the F-Zero organization. The Corporation had recently begun to see tremors in time. Investigation pointed them towards the event. But they weren't specific enough. All that was known was that there seemed to be the death of many racers during the tournament. And that it would have an impact on the race and everything it involved in the future. Now, the tremors are becoming much more severe. Some areas are readjusting to this new past incident while others have yet to be impacted. The Corporation is being hounded as to what's going on. And the only thing they have to help them figure it out is a broken robot named QQQ who was there during this time.



"Sir! We have memory. We are starting to extract it from QQQ now!"

"Take me to the lab now."


The Lab.

"Start playing from the beginning!"

"Yes sir."

The lab rat hit a button and QQQ sprung to life, telling his story.

QQQ: "The Championship started at Port Town. It had been decided to start there since it was Captain Falcon's home world. Captain Falcon had won the last F-Zero Championship, so it was decided to start this grand tournament on his home turf."






Port Town
Home World of Captain Falcon and the start of the F-Zero Circuits Championship.
Year - 2580

The idea had been bantered about for awhile. Rather than just racing on 5 or 6 course, there should be a tournament that encompasses all the major F-Zero tracks. That way, it would provide the ultimate answer as to who was the greatest F-Zero racer and there would be no bickering over fans as to which cup was harder or easier. Finally, it happened. And the F-Zero Circuits Championship was born. However, it produced some unwanted side effects.

Realizing that this would provide an answer as to who was the ultimate racer weighed on the minds of many. Not to mention the incredible prize that was to be given to the winner. This desire of prominence and riches led to the formation of two groups, the Legends Mafia and the MaxVelocity Mafia. The purpose of both groups was clear. Make an alliance with a few racers to protect one another so that one wins the Championship. In addition, they would work together to eliminate any competition during the race.

The Legends Mafia had formed first. The name came partly from their pride and in part with what they hoped to become. Rumours spread of its formation and soon a second group had formed. The MaxVelocity Mafia was named so for the speed with which they hoped to beat opponents and with their desire to get to the top fast.

When Don Genie was found dead before the race began, it became apparent that these groups were not rumours but real. The rest of the racers became aware that they had to spring to action to avoid the same fate as Don Genie. And since these mafias were so willing to kill them, they should be repaid the same kindness. But how? There were accusations but no one knew for sure who was involved in these groups.

The F-Zero race can be a dangerous thing. There have been accidents and deaths before. It just takes the twitch of a finger to "accidently" hit a fellow racer and knock him off the course. Indeed. That seemed to be the plan of action. In order to cover their deeds, racers would accidently bump who they felt was the offending party. Get hit enough and the damage to your craft could be so severe as to explode. And so as the countdown for the race began, the racers patiently waited. Watching to see who would hit who and trying to solve who wanted them dead. The countdown ended and the race was on.    
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RE:Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2006, 08:37:03 PM »
I realize it's a long story. Don't worry, they won't always be this long. It's just setting the backdrop. Today is the Legends Mafia action day. Everyone else with actions today, make sure to pm me before the day is over. The day will end at midnight Eastern. So that's around 22 hours of voting fun. I think everything should be taken care of now.
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RE: Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2006, 08:58:24 PM »
Vote no-one for now  

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RE:Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2006, 09:03:01 PM »
Have all the townies contacted me forthwith?

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RE:Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2006, 09:08:26 PM »
I was in the garage this evening working on fine-tuning my vibrator, just minding my own business when all of a sudden James McCloud exploded into the room. "HEYYOUCOMEHEREASECOND," he said into his headset (which I've heard is not an actualy communication device but simply a way for him to hear his own voice, he's that shallow). He just refused to leave, shouting obscentities about using being able to booty call any of the female competitors in the championship and said "I'd hate for you to miss out on riding my machine."

I flat-out refused, as I had no interest in men like him. He groped me in the breast and slapped me on the rear before leaving.

After referring the incident to race officials, who declined to get involved, I spoke with my lawyer, who is launching a harassment lawsuit against McCloud.

The lawsuit is pending, as my people have not yet been in contact with McCloud's people.

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RE: Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2006, 10:53:59 PM »
My husband Super has been crying about how Zoda got away from him in the last championship and how I ranked higher than him for the past three months now. I had finally convinced him to compete in the new Circuit Championship when Captain Falcon and Billy rock up at our door within five minutes of each other. "Oh yeah I'm a townie right are you? Anyway I'm totally trustworthy so just sign here to tell me you're a townie too and you can get this free rolex watch and some viagra!"

I didn't solicite this nonsense! So I grab his bag, pinch some of the viagra from it and throw the bag over the road. "GET OUT OF HERE YOU HOMELESS BUMS" I says. And with that I vote Spak-Spang for being a cheap door to door salesman.
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RE: Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2006, 11:02:51 PM »
What is Spak-Spang guilty of?

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RE: Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2006, 11:04:20 PM »
Oh wait, he doesn't have a F-Zero avatar! doy, let's kill him.

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RE: Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2006, 12:06:21 AM »
suspicious perm trusts no one, and chanllenges knowsnothing to a race. The outcome determines who gets voted on.
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« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2006, 12:21:49 AM »
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suspicious perm trusts no one, and chanllenges knowsnothing to a race. The outcome determines who gets voted on.


A race around the world?

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RE: Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2006, 01:05:20 AM »
lol Indeed! But Who's Cuter?
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RE: Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2006, 02:59:14 AM »
I WILL CRUSH ALL WHO GET IN MY WAY!  VOTE CAPT. FALCON!
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2006, 03:04:34 AM »
High five Blood Falcon?  
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RE: Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2006, 03:23:16 AM »
I was minding my own business, resting on a bench in the man made park containing man made grass and man made people walking around it when suddenly Captain Falcon falls from the sky. Clutching two melted ice creams and an outdated street directory stuffed down his pants, he begins yelling and flailing his arms about. I groan and wonder how he found me once again.

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RE: Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2006, 04:25:21 AM »
I'm with Infernal.

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RE: Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2006, 05:08:18 AM »
Khushrenada?  GUNDAM SUCKS  GRRR ANGER AND FROTH.  IF I HAD A SAY, I'D HAVE GUNDAM DESTROYED!  IF I HAD A VOTE, I'D VOTE PALE.
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« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2006, 05:58:02 AM »
I UNvote Wandering for sexually harassing my beloved Jody!  I'm going to send my robot to probe him in uncomfortable places!  
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RE: Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2006, 06:11:25 AM »
I'll race perm to.....THAT TRASHCAN GO!

I WIN OH YEAH
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« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2006, 06:16:52 AM »
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GUNDAM SUCKS  GRRR ANGER AND FROTH.  IF I HAD A SAY, I'D HAVE GUNDAM DESTROYED!
DIE! >=U

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RE: Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2006, 06:40:33 AM »
Yes, this is all going exactly to plan. Let the puny "racers" fight amongst themselves, and my plan of TAKING OVER THE WORLD WILL COME TO FRUITION MUCH MORE QUICKLY.

YOU'LL ALL BE MY PAWNS BEFORE THE MONTH'S END!! And then.... well, then, I'll make you all go get me a Sunny-D, cuz that stuff's ~good~






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RE:Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2006, 08:51:20 AM »
Taxi is now On Duty.
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« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2006, 09:01:19 AM »
TAXI!  Take me to the flower shop!  NOW!
My babies need some fertilizer.
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RE:Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #22 on: October 02, 2006, 09:31:16 AM »
Ok I give...I don't want to be the first one out of the game...on my first game to play period.  Though Smoke hasn't changed his Aviator yet.  So.....

umm, please don't vote me out yet.  


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« Reply #23 on: October 02, 2006, 09:41:29 AM »
good point.  <vote change>  
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RE: Mafio - GX: DAY 1. Port Town. It finally begins!
« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2006, 09:46:15 AM »
Glad to see you changed your avatar Spak-Spang, now to get rid of the other non-conformist...

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