Author Topic: Harrison confirms Twilight Princess Wii worst game ever. (Read 8191 times)

UltimatePartyBear · « **on:** August 17, 2006, 06:03:29 AM »

At Camp Hyrule, it was just revealed that the Wii version of Twilight Princess will rape your mom, shoot your dog, and pee in your breakfast cereal. It has also been found to cause cancer in laboratory rats. Worst of all, it turns some gamers into namby-pamby whiners.

It's a fact. Look it up.

Zach · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2006, 06:14:42 AM »

I'll still buy it

Pale · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2006, 06:30:12 AM »

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Man, TP is such a god damned failure now. The worst part about this is that it was shaping up to be the BEST GAME OF ALL TIME. Now it's just a sparkling innovation game to make Nintendo a quick buck and even more money from some people buying both versions. How could Nintendo do this? I'll never understand this as long as I live. If the GC version isn't released here (it probably wont be) i'm buy alling this for real. Such a shame.

OLOL WHINER!

couchmonkey · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2006, 11:19:35 AM »

I'm going to kill myself now.

wandering · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2006, 12:01:35 PM »

Let's just all pretend Mario was being sarcastic.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2006, 02:46:10 PM »

I played it at E3 a year ago and it sucked

Crimm · « **Reply #6 on:** August 17, 2006, 03:00:37 PM »

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Originally posted by: PartyBear
At Camp Hyrule, it was just revealed that the Wii version of Twilight Princess will rape your mom, shoot your dog, and pee in your breakfast cereal. It has also been found to cause cancer in laboratory rats. Worst of all, it turns some gamers into namby-pamby whiners.

It's a fact. Look it up.

Dude, all my friends are getting Twilight Princess now! THANKS NINTENDO!

Mario · « **Reply #7 on:** August 17, 2006, 08:50:37 PM »

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Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
I played it at E3 a year ago and it sucked

Thanks for the confirmation.

Minish Cap - The last great Zelda game

Zelda franchise - RIP

KDR_11k · « **Reply #8 on:** August 17, 2006, 09:47:20 PM »

Mario is discounting Phantom Hourglass.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #9 on:** August 17, 2006, 09:58:46 PM »

Phantom Hourglass can't even decide if it wants to be 2D or 3D, so it takes the worst of both, adds a stupid control scheme, and isn't Four Swords DS.

Honestly, PH looks terrible.

On TP: Since there are two versions, I have to split my excitment. And since I'm only buying one, I can reasonably conclude that I am only half as excited for TP. YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH SCIENCE

Smoke39 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:11:09 PM »

PH's controls make me think of Diablo.

Requiem · « **Reply #11 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:35:51 PM »

You guys need to stop smoking that buttcrack...

18 Days · « **Reply #12 on:** August 18, 2006, 02:58:33 AM »

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Originally posted by Mario:If the GC version isn't released here (it probably wont be) i'm buy alling this for real. Such a shame.

Did I tell you? I thought I did. At the connetion tour the NAL guy said they HAD NOT CONFIRMED Twilight Princess for Gamecube release here. That's basically a confirmation that it will ONLY be for Wii. The way he pretty much dismissed the Gamecube version as the inferior one gave taht impression too.

Pale · « **Reply #13 on:** August 21, 2006, 06:24:36 AM »

More fun from Mario, er I mean GrubDog

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Originally posted by: Grubdog (Who I'm assuming is Mario's alt)
Wow... the button wont be used at ALL for sword swinging now. Very questionable decision, now the primary gameplay method involves body movement in a huge game like this. I'd think Nintendo had lost their minds if the GC version didn't exist. GC version for me, I like to relax and feel immersed when i'm playing Zelda. I'm also glad they there wont be any graphical differences between the two, I can certainly feel good playing the bullshit free GC version now that I wont be missing out on anything.

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Originally posted by: Grubdog (Who I'm assuming is Mario's alt)
Well another concern now is that the game simply isn't good enough to stand on its own, they have to add all these sparkling innovation features in to try and mask the mediocrity. Let's hope that's not the case, but all signs point to this being the biggest disappointment of all time and the worst Zelda game ever.

Just recording for hilarity's sake. I love how people can be so scared of something they know nothing about.

couchmonkey · « **Reply #14 on:** August 21, 2006, 06:41:03 AM »

I'm scared of sex.

Mario · « **Reply #15 on:** August 21, 2006, 08:10:42 AM »

That wasn't me, I was ranting to Bill over MSN that's why he said that

I'll have the last laugh when this game struggles to sell 100,000 copies.

nemyhlovecraft · « **Reply #16 on:** August 21, 2006, 09:56:00 AM »

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Originally posted by: Mario
That wasn't me, I was ranting to Bill over MSN that's why he said that

I'll have the last laugh when this game struggles to sell 100,000 copies.

If by "laugh" you mean "stupid" and by "I'll" you mean "I am", and you eliminate all those other words, then I totally agree with you.

Athrun Zala · « **Reply #17 on:** August 21, 2006, 09:57:52 AM »

given the fact that PH means toilet paper in spanish, there are some funny quotes here....

OH NOES! POTTY JOKES AGAIN

nemyhlovecraft · « **Reply #18 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:00:38 AM »

And interestingly enough TP means toilet paper in the language of the Empire...was that on purpose?

vudu · « **Reply #19 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:03:30 AM »

Well, I'm excited at least.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #20 on:** August 21, 2006, 02:19:18 PM »

I need TP for my Wii!

get yer head out of the gutter

wandering · « **Reply #21 on:** August 21, 2006, 02:36:11 PM »

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I need TP for my Wii!

I need that, but there are so many other things I need for my Wii, too. Protection, for one. Don't want any...unfortunate accidents.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 21, 2006, 04:03:01 PM »

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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
get yer head out of the gutter

That's like the stupidest idea ever.

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