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Offline UncleBob

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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2006, 09:31:39 AM »
ShyGuy's second of seven days is coming to an end, will someone else be renting the space for tommrow, or will he reign for a third day?

Folks, I'm not sure I've done an adequate job letting you all know what kind of great deal this is!

With UncleBob's Avatar Rental Service, you get all this:
*A picture of your choosing beside every single post I've ever made for a period of 24 hours or more!
*No bandwidth costs - I'll host the image so you don't have to pay for the bandwidth!
*A special message in my signature mentioning you as the provider of the day's avatar!
*Your forum name will be included inside the frame of the share of stock that I buy - so when I take over the world and start killing everyone, I'll remember who was kind enough to help me and I'll make sure your deaths are practically painless!
*The knowledge that you took part in this great community effort to bring a little bit more Nintendo into the House of Bob!

Where else can you get all of this for only Fifty Cents a day?  Sure, you could feed a starving child or put some money back for your Wii, but would that bring you and all of those around you the great happiness that sponsoring my avatar for a day would do?

As an extended service, I'm now taking avatar sponsorships up to one month in advance!  Here's how this'll work.  Say, for example, that Pryo's birthday is September 8th (which it is).  Say you want to wish him a "Happy Birthday" in style!  Drop me a line with your payment and avatar picture file, along with the date you wish to reserve.  If that date isn't already taken, it's yours!  If it is taken, you'll get the choice of another day (with another picture, if you'd like) or have your money refunded to you.

Where else can you find value like this?
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RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2006, 09:52:08 AM »
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Where else can you find value like this?


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1 cent, plus free shipping... better deal get.
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2006, 09:57:30 AM »
Geeze, SPAM your auctions much?
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2006, 10:56:00 AM »
I think you should update the first post in this thread with past avatars.  It will seem like an even better deal for the folks still holding out.
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2006, 02:49:09 PM »
Yep.  We should get a historically account of all these avatars for future generations to revel in and remember.
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2006, 06:28:10 PM »
Well, it looks like we're in day three for ShyGuy... That's good, we've got to run through them sometime.

As per updating the first post... naw.  I have an idea that I'm going to put together for every $10 worth of Sponsored Avatars...

What's that idea? Guess you'll have to wait until I've raised my first ten dollars to find out.
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2006, 10:30:30 PM »
You conieving bastard!




(cool idea though)
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2006, 01:26:11 PM »
Tommrow will hit the 5th day or ShyGuy's 7 day stretch... get your Avatars in now... don't let someone beat you to the day you want...
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2006, 06:03:03 AM »
As of tommrow night, ShyGuy's rental will be up.  Comeon people, isn't anyone interested?

Don't forget, you can rent your avatar space up to 30 days in advance!
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2006, 09:13:58 AM »
Sorry, Bob.  I don't think anyone else is intereted.  

Maybe you should buy some advertising space on PGC--you know, get more people to know about your crusade.  
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2006, 05:31:05 PM »
Everyone blocks the PGC ads though.  Perhaps PGC should pay me to have ads that they get paid for.
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #36 on: August 09, 2006, 05:44:30 PM »
If you're blocking PGC's ads you're stealing bandwidth.  You wouldn't want to do that, now would you?  
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RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #37 on: August 09, 2006, 06:00:08 PM »
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If you're blocking PGC's ads you're stealing bandwidth.  You wouldn't want to do that, now would you?  


Come on Vudu... everyone does it...

*peer pressure ahoy*  
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RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2006, 06:20:15 PM »
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If you're blocking PGC's ads you're stealing bandwidth.  You wouldn't want to do that, now would you?  


Come on Vudu... everyone does it...

*peer pressure ahoy*


I dont, I even click on some of them... intellitxt dosen't count right

How far are you willing to go for avatar money, would you let some one make "kill me I'm a godfather" avatar on day one in the next mafia?
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2006, 07:42:52 PM »
Actually, UncleBob has not yet signed up for mafia VIII.  Maybe he is afraid that he will get voted out on the first day.
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #40 on: August 10, 2006, 07:59:58 AM »
Wait a minute... Vudu is stealing Bandwidth.  He's seven told us how to block the ads and pictures of him blocking the ads.

Edit:
Nope because if he signs up his Avatar will Say "Vote 18 Days.  For there can only be one."
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #41 on: August 10, 2006, 05:38:13 PM »
About Mafia: I haven't decided if I want to sign up or not.  I have a backload of games I still need to play and the time invested in mafia can be ... well, a lot.

About my Avatar - I've done my math wrong, ShyGuy's seven-day run is up tommrow, not tonight.

But don't let that stop you from getting in to rent some space.  Come on, ya know you want to!
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #42 on: August 11, 2006, 01:35:25 PM »
Anyone?
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RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #43 on: August 11, 2006, 01:40:02 PM »
I might have some extra scratch on paypal after I pay da billz in the next day or two. Makin' a deal with the devil

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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #44 on: August 11, 2006, 01:46:07 PM »
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #45 on: August 11, 2006, 04:04:25 PM »
Might a suggest a PSA for the lull times?

"This is you brain on drugs"

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« Reply #46 on: August 11, 2006, 04:30:14 PM »
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Might a suggest a PSA for the lull times?

"This is you brain on drugs"


I was thinking something like this...

 
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2006, 07:01:02 PM »
Well, no one is renting my avatar right now... Please feel free to PM/e-mail me if you're interested.
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RE: Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2006, 03:41:03 PM »
Awww...
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RE:Rent my Avatar Space!
« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2006, 09:31:41 PM »
The game is afoot tomorrow! (And I might have gotten UncleBob's hopes up too).
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