ShyGuy's second of seven days is coming to an end, will someone else be renting the space for tommrow, or will he reign for a third day?
Folks, I'm not sure I've done an adequate job letting you all know what kind of great deal this is!
With UncleBob's Avatar Rental Service, you get all this:
*A picture of your choosing beside every single post I've ever made for a period of 24 hours or more!
*No bandwidth costs - I'll host the image so you don't have to pay for the bandwidth!
*A special message in my signature mentioning you as the provider of the day's avatar!
*Your forum name will be included inside the frame of the share of stock that I buy - so when I take over the world and start killing everyone, I'll remember who was kind enough to help me and I'll make sure your deaths are practically painless!
*The knowledge that you took part in this great community effort to bring a little bit more Nintendo into the House of Bob!
Where else can you get all of this for only Fifty Cents a day? Sure, you could feed a starving child or put some money back for your Wii, but would that bring you and all of those around you the great happiness that sponsoring my avatar for a day would do?
As an extended service, I'm now taking avatar sponsorships up to one month in advance! Here's how this'll work. Say, for example, that Pryo's birthday is September 8th (which it is). Say you want to wish him a "Happy Birthday" in style! Drop me a line with your payment and avatar picture file, along with the date you wish to reserve. If that date isn't already taken, it's yours! If it is taken, you'll get the choice of another day (with another picture, if you'd like) or have your money refunded to you.
Where else can you find value like this?