Seriously, recent experiences with intense Sony fans have left me seeing them as sketchy political cartoon versions of Whig party candidates from the 1800's, playing coal-burning PS3's with descriptors like "The Gold Standard" written across their machines in such a way as to make the reader think the gold standard is a bad thing.  Or something.  And also, in my sick little dream, the PS3 has a steam whistle attached, for some reason.
"Bummyfunk and abrigation!  Let the paupers have their Wii!"