I'll start posting without any logic or common sense, then I'll rebut myself with logic and common sense.
"We searched the internet for gossip and rumours, desperately hoping that the rumblings abouta dual-screen, touch sensitive input were true."
Next I'll post about secrets I've learned over the internet about a secretive company in a foreign country, then rebut myself and post about the reliablilty of anonymous people on the internet.
PGC want me to do an editorial?