Yes, so just so we are all clear. Mario is being quite sarcastic, and has been sarcastic for a while now. He is satirizing both Ian Sane's hyper-negativity and certain selections from Gaming Age Forums PSP fanboy comments. The DS platform is breaking records for sales in normally slow months, as well as maintaining unbelievably high sales week over week, only seemingly limited by their access to raw materials and time. New Super Mario Bros. might just be the fastest selling Mario game of All Time. And Animal Crossing:Wild World may have just outsold Final Fantasy XII.
I told you it would get out of hand, Mario.