Topic: The Ultimate Zelda story!

[Snake 'n' Bake]

Hi! welcome to the story, after my post add at least a paragraph or more of writing to the story but be reasonable with this don't put chocolate-covered-bread-making-fat-free DVD players in it or anything stupid but add funny bits too. HERE WE GO!!!!!!

Once upon a time there was a boy named Link and he lived in Kokiri Forest but he was pissed off 'cos he was sick of living in Shitsville as he called it. The great Deku Tree sensed Link's hatred towards the Kokiri midget people so he ordered a full-on assualt on Links house, but Link was already eating lots of Giga Gain!™ to give him tonnes of strength. Link had finished the tin of Giga Gain!™ and grabbed his sword and shield and skipped out the door. The Kokiri midgets were waiting for him but Link had snuck into a game of Halo and stolen an Active Camo before-hand, he then slaughtered the Kokiri midgets and put 782 764 876 789 343 sticks of dynamite up Navi's ass and flew the hell outta Shitsville and into Hyrule Field and watched the pretty fireworks...

[Bill Aurion]

What's the difference between this and that other topic of yours?... -__-

[akdaman1]

True this is pointless.

[evil intentions]

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Originally posted by: Snake 'n' Bake
Hi! welcome to the story, after my post add at least a paragraph or more of writing to the story but be reasonable with this don't put chocolate-covered-bread-making-fat-free DVD players in it or anything stupid but add funny bits too. HERE WE GO!!!!!!

Once upon a time there was a boy named Link and he lived in Kokiri Forest but he was pissed off 'cos he was sick of living in Shitsville as he called it. The great Deku Tree sensed Link's hatred towards the Kokiri midget people so he ordered a full-on assualt on Links house, but Link was already eating lots of Giga Gain!™ to give him tonnes of strength. Link had finished the tin of Giga Gain!™ and grabbed his sword and shield and skipped out the door. The Kokiri midgets were waiting for him but Link had snuck into a game of Halo and stolen an Active Camo before-hand, he then slaughtered the Kokiri midgets and put 782 764 876 789 343 sticks of dynamite up Navi's ass and flew the hell outta Shitsville and into Hyrule Field and watched the pretty fireworks...

The End.

[meldavid]

*applause*



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Because it ended so abruptly!

[KnowsNothing]

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chocolate-covered-bread-making-fat-free DVD players

Best idea in whole thread.

EDIT:  And in that other thread, too.  

[Gibdo Master]

This "ultimate" story blows.

I hope the mods discipline you severely for your shenanigans.

[Snake 'n' Bake]

*raises gun, aims at Gibdo Master...*

[Gibdo Master]

stab stab stabbity stab

[DrZoidberg]

Oh, please go on Snake 'n' Bake, tell us the rest of the story.