Topic: The Neverending Story

[Mario]

Ok, i was bored, so i thought up this idea. First i will start off this story with my own paragraph, then each poster after me adds to it, however they like, but you have to keep continuation going, and no stupid posts like "omfg then everyone died lol J/K " please, and don't turn the story into a flame war, no "and then he destroyed all the xbox's LOL!!" etc, ok? You can post as many times you like, but don't post straight after yourself. Together hopefully we can make a great story about videogames, or whatever topic it leads to (can be anything, does not have to be 'realistic', but no talking about things that are against the rules, obviously). Ok, here i go.

It was the beginning of a bright sunny day, as Rudiger woke up to the sunlight shining through his window, a whole day of school ahead of him. He had breakfast, packed his bag and got on the bus to school. He sat next to his friend John, and they talked about videogames. Rudiger had a GameCube, and was a Nintendo fan, while John was more into Halo and GTA for his Xbox, but was also open minded and didn't bash games he didn't own. A discussion ensued.

[RABicle]

The discussion wasn't about video games however, it was about pants. But even as the guys tried to diversify, they couldn't help but have every subject they talk about somehow lead back to video games. They gave up and enthusiasictally shared their dreams of the next roud of consoles.
Across the bus Anna sighed. "listen to those losers!" said her friend Elaine.
"They're not losers, I think they're sweet" replied Anna.
"But they're soooooo boring. All they ever talk about is X stations and Playcubes"
"Well if that's so boring why did you tell me to listen to it?" Anna replied cheekily. Elaine was nice enough, but was sometimes too judgemental of people, and got cut easily. Elaine crossed her arms and sulked to herself looking out the window. This somehow gratified Anna.
The bus still had a long way to go before they reached school. It rolled to a stop to pick up some more students.

[Termin8Anakin]

And in came Josh. The bully. The footy jock. The ladies man. The king of what's cool.
He was it.
Whatever he said went.
No question.
John and Rudiger were still talking when JOsh came up to them.
"Hey dicks, get off my seat."
Rudiger grimaced at the sight of him. HE was the dick.
Josh just went nuts at this........insolence at his power. Rudiger was picked up by the scruff of his shirt and he stared into Josh's glaring eyes, but even then he didn't flinch.
John was halfway behind his bag.
"Get your hands off me, you unflushed turd"
Rudiger sat back down, and in an instant, Josh was thrown to the floor as the bus came to a sudden stop.
The other kids gasped, and Rudiger smiled at his victory.

[DrZoidberg]

[disclaimier: i'm kinda mostly drunk, OMGWTFLOL I'M CONTEMPTABLE NINJA, so er excuse any and all spelling errors / plot holes]
AND THEY ALL DIED LOL JK , except not. anyway..

they were at school, off they all trudge to the inevitable day of missery school life brings, it was a rainy winter you see, Rudiger and Josh shared mostly the same classes, one being IT (aka lazy do nothing class) and this class happened to be firfst toayd, upon entry Mr Largo informed them that thwey were off to an informattion smeninar featuring both Nintendo and Microsawft employees, 'OH GOODIE' they both exclaimed at high volume, shattered monitors ensuded 'ROBOT HOUUUUUSE!' yelled Mr Largo, but Rudiger and Josh had allready left.
Once they get to the large building they gathered outside with a bunch of other people, also going to the seminar, they seemed to be an elite crew of h4x0rs, Rudiger and Josh both exlaimed 'oh no! Counter Strike morons!' an epic battle featuring rulers and hackey sacks ensuded, luckily all CS goons are pussies and were easily beaten by Ruidiger's hackysack tot he gonad attack, being backed up by Jposh's ruler to the throat, they were an unstopable force. Unbenownced to them both, Hoji Kojima and Shinji Mikami (not ikari, that whiney peon) were watching from the shadows and both agreeed they would be perfect consultants for their ultra combination stealth / survival horror game... featuring demonic APES, APES OF SCREAMING FAECES THROWING DOOM!

eek, this turned out to be less funny thatn i pretcouvsly assumed, does it even make sence? tune in again when i'm sober to find out!

[Mario]

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Originally posted by: DrZoidberg (and made readible by Mario)


they were at school, off they all trudge to the inevitable day of missery school life brings, it was a rainy winter you see, Rudiger and John shared mostly the same classes, one being IT (aka lazy do nothing class) and this class happened to be first today, upon entry Mr Largo informed them that they were off to an informattion seminar featuring both Nintendo and Microsawft employees.
'OH GOODIE' they both exclaimed at high volume, shattered monitors ensuded
'ROBOT HOUUUUUSE!' yelled Mr Largo, but Rudiger and John had allready left.
Once they get to the large building they gathered outside with a bunch of other people, also going to the seminar, they seemed to be an elite crew of h4x0rs, Rudiger and John both exlaimed 'oh no! Counter Strike morons!' an epic battle featuring rulers and hackey sacks ensued, luckily all CS goons are pussies and were easily beaten by Rudiger's hackysack to the gonad attack, being backed up by John's ruler to the throat, they were an unstoppable force.
Unbeknownst to them both, Hideo Kojima and Shinji Mikami (not ikari, that whiney peon) were watching from the shadows and both agreed they would be perfect consultants for their ultra combination stealth / survival horror game... featuring demonic APES, APES OF SCREAMING FAECES THROWING DOOM!

Rudiger and John were both delighted to be a part of this new mystery horror game. Hideo Kojima approached John and asked "how do you feel about apes?"
"uh, they're pretty cool, i guess" replied John.
"can we throw you in a cage with some apes and observe their behaviour?" inquired Mr Kojima.
Rudiger and John just stood there with confused looks on their faces. Drool was leaking from Shinji Mikami's mouth, Rudiger pointed to it and yelled "let's get out of here!". So John and Rudiger turned around, and ran.  

[RABicle]

-no part in story-
Ok now Chris, didn't I predict that by about 4 posts monkeys would be involved?
Yeah I might post some other time, mabye tommorrow.

[KnowsNothing]

As John and rudiger ran, they soon spotted what looked like a  ham sand-wedge, so they quickly turned their attention to this mysterious contraption encompassing a slice of ham within two pieces of white bread, intriugued..

"What do you think it is?" asked Rudiger.
To this, Jonathan replied with the following: " Ape Escape!"
Rudiger puts on his confused face and made a weird grunting noise followed by a question mark.
"No!  Ape Escape!!!!!" John frantically pointed behind Rudiger, who turn aound to see that Shinji had let the ape out of the cage and it was running towards them.  
"It must want the ham sandwhich!" rudiger yelled as he suddenly discovered that it was a ham sandwhich.

John and Rudiger turned around and ran in a comical, Scooby-Doo-esque manner.  Little did John know, the ham sandwhich had attached itself to the back of his pants.......BUM BUM BUM!!! (geddit?  it was on his BUM! hrrhrhr)
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wow....i suck at this.  I can't come up with something funny on the spot.  I'm more of a sit-com kinda guy.

[evil intentions]

THen, it turns out that John had super powers. He fried the ham sandwich to a crisp with his heated vision.
Then, he graps Rudiger by the underpants and flys away to an unknown planet.
John forgets that Rudiger cannot breathe on this unknown planet (since he doesn't have any super powers) So he flys back to earth and gets a bucket of oxygen and sticks it on his head. (Plant included)
Little do they know, Josh stuck a tracking device on John's butt. So Josh gets in a spaceship and follows them.

What will happen to our friends in the time to come? Will Josh get them before they can escape? Only time will tell.

[Mario]

-responce to RABicle-
Ahah, yep, but i didn't think it would actually happen. Ah, insanity.
-end of responce to RABicle-

John and Rudiger are cruising around the galaxy in their spaceship, little did they know Josh was chasing them down in his own spaceship. John decided to pull over and let the space ship hover in mid-space for a little, while he and Rudiger had something to eat. Rudiger opened a bag of popcorn and it flew everywhere. "Uh oh" muttered John. As John and Rudiger were floating around the spaceship eating the bits of popcorn one by one, John looked out the window and saw something. "Hey, that spaceship is coming right for us!", yelled John. Sure enough, there was a massive spaceship heading right for them, John and Rudiger both gasped as it fired a rocket at their ship. The rocket was going very fast, and was just about to hit them. Rudiger woke up, dazed and confused, it was only a dream. He lay back in his bed and uttered a huge sigh of relief.

[Swordsplay]

Until he found out he was in another demension where animals are taking over the planet and that dragons are everywhere burning everything to a crisp, what should John and Rudiger do know?  

[PaLaDiN]

Then Rudiger tried to get up and discovered that his hands and feet were shackled to the bed, he was naked, and the bed wasn't a bed after all, it was a torture device. Suddenly, Revolver Ocelot and Josh came into the room and started talking about complicated things that made no sense.
"How are you today, brother? Oh yeah, I forgot... RUDIGER... I AM YOUR BROTHER!" Josh told him.
"No! No, it can't be true! This can't be happening!" Rudiger screamed desperately, writhing about in horror. Then Josh left. Revolver Ocelot grinned menacingly.
"John is in the other room," he told Rudiger. "Think you can hold out while I torture you? If you give up, he dies!"
Ocelot then flipped a switch, and Rudiger trashed around in agony. Then, out of nowhere, he had a flash of insight. "Press A to restore health" it told him, so he did. Years of playing Star Fox Adventures had prepared him for just this possibility. He held out for five minutes, getting a blister in the process, until Ocelot finally turned off the machine.
"You're tougher than I thought," said Ocelot, who was then decapitated by a ninja Faust in a supercool cloaking suit of armor.

[Mario]

Meanwhile, in the other room, John was standing in the middle of the room surrounded by Yoshi's, of all different colours. The Yoshi's didn't seem very harmful, they were smiling and making noises, "blarghlarglarglarglarglarg!". John could hear Rudiger screaming in the room next door, and wondered what was wrong. The Yoshi's looked shocked, they didn't like it when people were screaming in pain, so one of the Yoshi's (a green one) nodded and winked at John. John was in a state of shock, he couldn't believe that there were real live Yoshi's around him. John hopped on the green Yoshi and Yoshi and John went to the room where Rudiger was to see what all the fuss was about.

[evil intentions]

It turns out Rudiger was having an anxiety attack at the shock of finding out that Josh was his brother. The yoshi's spit a fireball at the chains and they broke. John and Rudiger escaped just in time before Josh returned. They take Josh's spaceship and fly to another unknown planet, and checked to make sure they didn't have tracking devices on them this time. Rudiger forgot he was naked and cought a very bad cold. Unfortunatly, the medication was very rare to find, and the only person that they knew had the medication was...Josh. He kept it hidden somewhere in his secret base, and it was up to John and the Yoshi's to save Rudiger for he did not have much time left.

[Rud Rudiger]

But they soon found out that Josh was not real, but a holographic projecto-rama with the added funtion to sing and dance.  This lead john and his friends to utter confusion, so they stumbled around for a bit.  And in his bewildered state, one of the yoshi's hit the eject button on Josh's pants causing him to jettison into the sunset.  That was when over the loudspeakers implanted in their ear that they had failed their mission.  

What will happen next?