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Offline Mario

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Life as an RPG
« on: September 07, 2003, 10:48:08 PM »
Oh. My. God.

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/09/rpg_life.html

LMAO! This is some of the funniest stuff ive ever read! Some geek turned his life into an RPG. Go read it! This part cracked me up

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Right now my focus is on one of my stats that I call CER - my Chick Exposure Rate. See, as my CER increases, my probability of performing a critical hit (getting a date) dramatically increases.
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Offline PIAC

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RE: Life as an RPG
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2003, 02:11:41 AM »
hahah that guy is my new hero! perhaps ill track him down and challenge him to something! every RPG character needs an enemy ;D
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Offline KnowsNothing

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RE: Life as an RPG
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2003, 03:08:00 AM »
'Davis explained that talking to the "level ten" girl was out of the question due to his lack of experience. "When you first start an RPG, you don't immediately strap on your leather armor and charge headlong at a Lich King. You've got to work your way up to it. And so it is with women."

Davis then made his way to a nearby bus stop where an aged homeless woman wearing Hefty bags on her feet was slouched against a fire hydrant.

"Now THIS is more like it!" Davis exclaimed enthusiastically.'

Har, I say.  Har.

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Offline Bill Aurion

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RE:Life as an RPG
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2003, 03:58:30 AM »
"Still, it appears that he has made progress and will continue to do so.  Added Amberbock, "At least until [Final Fantasy] Crystal Chronicles comes out."

Hehe...
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Offline Termin8Anakin

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RE: Life as an RPG
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2003, 04:13:52 AM »
Did you guys read about that ActiveDeath system MS is releasing?
MAn!
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Offline KDR_11k

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RE: Life as an RPG
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2003, 06:39:53 AM »
You mean as a replacement for having to drop ActiveX from the Internet Explorer?
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Offline Hostile Creation

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RE:Life as an RPG
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2003, 12:01:20 PM »
That's pretty hilarious. I'm going to have to show that to some of my friends. . . that's great stuff. . .
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