Topic: My butt is asleep.

[Phil]

Been sitting in this chair doing articles and work for a good four hours now.


So yes, my butt is asleep, but I do ask that you do not talk too loud. I don't want to wake it.
It can be a real bastard when it's woken up. 

[Stratos]

Your butt is full of it. I heard it talking **** about you in the other room.

[Phil]

Yeah, it gets diarrhea of the mouth and just spews insults.

[lolmonade]

Does your butt snore when it's asleep?

[Phil]

Snores of the smelly kind, yes. Simpletons might know them as "farts."

[Apollo5]

Get ready for the year of Star Tropics!

[Phil]

This topic has been pinned, hm?


I know I was the longest running staff member, but my butt is its own thing. It's independent, really, despite being attached to me. Sort of like a Siamese twin, I guess. I don't think it's important enough to be pinned in this important section of the forums. It's not my call, though, and I don't think it's right for me to ask for it to be unpinned. In fact, if the staff deem it appropriate, please continue having it pinned. My butt is proud. It even roared a little just now.

[BlackNMild2k1]

This topic has been pinned, hm?


I know I was the longest running staff member, but my butt is its own thing. It's independent, really, despite being attached to me. Sort of like a Siamese twin, I guess. I don't think it's important enough to be pinned in this important section of the forums. It's not my call, though, and I don't think it's right for me to ask for it to be unpinned. In fact, if the staff deem it appropriate, please continue having it pinned. My butt is proud. It even roared a little just now.

It must be hungry, are you feeding it regularly?

[Phil]

Suppositories, yes.

[Wah]

Is it full of aura?