Topic: Dear [s]Pent[/s]Funhouse...

[UncleBob]

So, a co-worker was telling me of a very interesting thing that happened to him the other day.

Customer comes up to him and asks where the shovels are at.  In our store, they're located out in our Lawn and Garden patio, under a sheltered area that's kinda cut off by a small wall - a little secluded.  So, my co-worker walks the guy out to where the shovels are at.

The guy looks at the shovels, then looks to my co-worker...

"Well, what I really wanted was a hand job."

...


My co-worker, slightly confused and very concerned, look at the customer and, hoping he heard the customer wrong said "I'm sorry, what?"

The customer then made a small digging motion with his fist and said "You know, a little hand-held shovel."

These are the people in your neighborhood....

[ThePerm]

my friend works at Sams club, and this old lady came up asking where the Vibrators were, we're not sure what she meant, but she was not asking for a sex toy.

[Peachylala]

my friend works at Sams club, and this old lady came up asking where the Vibrators were, we're not sure what she meant, but she was not asking for a sex toy.

I work at a Canadian Tire, and I got a call from a lady asking if we sold those.
 
Hilarious times.

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

She's wary of American Tires.

[ShyGuy]

Way back when I worked at Kmart, I had a male customer call up looking for jock straps. He started asking how they would fit on me and what size I was in various states of, well, you know. The conversation ended shortly thereafter.

[Shaymin]

My current employer is an online pharmacy that also has what they call a "Sexual Well Being" section. When I was handling over-the-counter orders, I got one vibrator question a week.

Now I do pharmacy orders. And that not only means I get your garden variety medications, but ED drugs that you inject INTO the appropriate spot. 

[BlackNMild2k1]

They have injected ED medicine?

who would opt for that option? diabetic or drug using people?
why would you want a needle anywhere near that part of your body unless you use needles all the time so they don't bother you anymore?

[ThePerm]

so like with ED medicine do you have to conjure the power of Chaturga, Mantorok, Xelatoth, or Ulyoath?

[ShyGuy]

What are you injecting? Starch? Do you have to suck it out with a needle afterwards?

[Shaymin]

It's legitimate medication.

The medication in question (not for those with weak stomachs).