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Offline ThePerm

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ARRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!! Perm got Grifted too
« on: September 04, 2009, 02:11:30 AM »
So, a couple of months ago I bought Hamburger Hill. I like war movies, and I just got done watching Saving Private Ryan. I couldn't think of a better thing than to watch hamburger hill after private Ryan. I had bought this at Goodwill for VHS, I don't mind buying vhs tapes if its what gets me to watch the movie. So, after private Ryan is done I take hamburger hill out of its case and pop it in. I am greeted by Freddie Prince Jr. My first thought is isn't he too young wasn't hamburger hill made in like the 80s. Then I see that he's walking around a highschool and everyone is dressed all 90s. Then I see a girl with Black hair and Glasses.....oh my god. This is not hamburger hill...this is She's All That!!!! Fucking DAMNIT!!!!!! at first i think the previous owner was a dildo and taped over Hamburger Hill. I pressed eject...looked at the label and it does say She's all that!!!! The Horror!!! I am really disgusted!! This is almost as bad as a convincing lady boy luring somebody into their apartment only to Zap them and pull ouit a huge cock...DAMNIT!!!! FALSE FUCKING ADVERTISING!!! What sucks is that I was just at Wal-Mart and I saw the DVD version, and I thought...hmm i could get that...but i already have the VHS version. Should have looked at the price...
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Re: ARRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!! Perm got Raped too
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 09:32:03 AM »
Zap has a huge cock? Good for him.
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
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EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: ARRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!! Perm got Raped too
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 05:53:02 PM »
No no no no. He zapped them with his cock. Its a loaded weapon.
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Re: ARRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!! Perm got Raped too
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 06:07:36 PM »
Quote from: bustin98 on September 04, 2009, 05:53:02 PM
No no no no. He zapped them with his cock. Its a loaded weapon.

But you capitilized Z in zap making me think you were talking about our Zap. I'm sure he'd call his a loaded weapon too..
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: ARRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!! Perm got Raped too
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 11:19:17 PM »
All this rape.  I wonder, who's next?
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Re: ARRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!! Perm got Raped too
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2009, 11:34:19 PM »
*sneaks up behind nickmitch*

"YOU ARE!!!!!"
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Re: ARRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!! Perm got Raped too
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2009, 12:56:58 AM »
My suggestion? Look behind you. You can never be too careful.
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Re: ARRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!! Perm got Raped too
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2009, 10:44:46 AM »
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Re: ARRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!! Perm got Raped too
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2009, 12:11:21 PM »
Quote from: Khushrenada on September 05, 2009, 12:56:58 AM
My suggestion? CLENCH YOUR CHEEKS AND CARRY ON! You can never be too careful.

Fixed.
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: ARRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!! Perm got Raped too
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2009, 12:42:49 PM »
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Re: ARRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!! Perm got Raped too
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2009, 09:43:02 PM »
Me too.
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Re: ARRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!! Perm got Raped too
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2009, 09:38:16 PM »
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