Topic: Olympics!

[Ian Sane]

So apparently all the athletes get together before the Olympics to have massive sex parties. I'm not kidding.

Yes, I have heard this.  Though you figure that could affect one's performance in the games.  Maybe they wait until after their event but that sucks if your event is on the last day of the games.

Here in Canada there is like a rule that the MORE hyped you are by media prior to the games, the shittier you do.  I think it would be hilarious if after such a typical underwhelming performance and the embarassing "wow you really sucked" interview that follows that the athlete just admits outright "well I've been staying up late the last couple of nights having wild sex orgies and was thus completely unprepared for my event.  So, yeah, all my sponsors and the taxpayers just paid for me to have the best sex vacation ever.  Suck it, bitches!"

[Ceric]

So last night I'm watching the highlights with my brother and it's some running race or something.  Anyway they focus on the winner and he's doing that "hold my shirt out to show it off" routine that really obnoxious athletes do and it gets me thinking.  I say to my brother "You know what I would do if I won a gold medal?  I would tear that shirt off like Hulk Hogan!" and he's all "Yeah!  That would so cool!"

And then the very next event they cut to is the discuss throw and this huge German guy wins it and what does he do?  HE TEARS HIS SHIRT OFF LIKE HULK HOGAN!!  **** YEAH!!

Alright I need to see that clip.

Not available in my Country... KHAAAAAAAAAAN

[TJ Spyke]

So apparently all the athletes get together before the Olympics to have massive sex parties. I'm not kidding.

Yes, I have heard this.  Though you figure that could affect one's performance in the games.  Maybe they wait until after their event but that sucks if your event is on the last day of the games.

Here in Canada there is like a rule that the MORE hyped you are by media prior to the games, the shittier you do.  I think it would be hilarious if after such a typical underwhelming performance and the embarassing "wow you really sucked" interview that follows that the athlete just admits outright "well I've been staying up late the last couple of nights having wild sex orgies and was thus completely unprepared for my event.  So, yeah, all my sponsors and the taxpayers just paid for me to have the best sex vacation ever.  Suck it, bitches!"

Unless you make a ton of money professionally, you would have to be stupid to risk not contending (unless it's a sport where you won't stand a chance anyways, like Nigeria and Sweden in basketball). Most countries pay athletes for medal (US pays $25,000 for a gold, Russia gives $135,000 for a gold, Italy has the record at giving $182,000 for a gold medal).

[Kairon]

I'm sure the athletes have a heck of a time at the Olympic village. It's like some giant International Athletics camp for them, I'm sure it's a HUGE highlight. But that said, I doubt someone trains as much as these people do just to fly all the way to another country and party instead of, well, you know, doing what they've dedicated the last 8, 12, 16 years of their life to.

[Shaymin]

It's largely a group of young (college-aged) and attractive people who have been training for the Olympics for four years in relative solitude who need to exercise regularly.

Frankly, I'd be shocked if there WASN'T a lot of sexy time going on.

[Caliban]

Here's the article on the Olympian sex events: http://espn.go.com/olympics/summer/2012/story/_/id/8133052/athletes-spill-details-dirty-secrets-olympic-village-espn-magazine

I would do the same thing...

Not available in my Country... KHAAAAAAAAAAN

Just search on Youtbe for "german discus thrower celebration". Hopefully that helps.

[Plugabugz]

Anybody watching the Paralympics?

[oohhboy]

No, I am too emotionally crippled and self destructive to watch.

[Plugabugz]

The Paralympics was fantastic, but shame on NBC for the shitty coverage.

It was on for 11 days. NBC showed only 4 one-hour specials.