I'm a pilot, not a comedian. What the hell do you want from me.
Lets see what you got.
"Landing on the ship during the daytime is like sex, it's either good or it's great. Landing on the ship at night is like a trip to the dentist, you may get away with no pain, but you just don't feel comfortable."
from
Airplane:
"Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."
one more:
"The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The second officer says, "Oh ****!"
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain say, "Hey, watch this!"
I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
who is the second person that became a pilot?