*sits on toilet, unrolls toilet paper and begins to read*
"...just as you heard the splash in the water below, you begin to relax. Thats when a muffled blood curdling scream is heard as what you just dropped in the the water begins to flail around making more splashing noises. Just as you go to jump of the toilet, you feel it.... its trying to climb back inside..."
*quickly rolls toilet paper back up, and leaves bathroom without saying a word*