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Offline vudu

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Why do people like golden showers?
« on: February 25, 2008, 03:51:48 AM »


Seriously, that's just gaudy.  Ew.

Now I can understand the appeal of the golden toilet/bidet combo.



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Re: Why do people like golden showers?
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2008, 04:37:48 AM »
My Gamecube is plated in gold... well it's some metallic type of sticker that I bought. It's still damn shiny, and better looking than the purple paintjob that Nintendo so dearly wanted us to like.
My point? Gold is awesome. heck if I could I would goldenize my whole house. Gooooolllld.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2008, 04:39:37 AM by Caliban »

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Re: Why do people like golden showers?
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2008, 05:04:59 AM »
That toilet and sink combo gives me the urge to vomit...

Then package it up and send it to vudu... =(
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Re: Why do people like golden showers?
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2008, 05:47:47 AM »
Is that a sink or bidet?

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Re: Why do people like golden showers?
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2008, 06:11:21 AM »
I like the bidet and the irony of it being gold, but the toilet looks terrible.
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Re: Why do people like golden showers?
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2008, 07:59:13 AM »
Is that a sink or bidet?
sink/bidet/drinking fountain combo
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Re: Why do people like golden showers?
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2008, 02:04:51 AM »
Don't golden April showers bring golden May flowers?

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Re: Why do people like golden showers?
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2008, 02:32:42 AM »
I don't know, maybe it's just me, but golden shower's feel warmer and more "human" than normal showers...
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Re: Why do people like golden showers?
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2008, 08:05:04 AM »
I am so pissing all over that.

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Re: Why do people like golden showers?
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2008, 02:37:41 PM »
I am so pissing all over that.

See, that's the best part!  You can pee on the seat and not get yelled at by girls!
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Re: Why do people like golden showers?
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2008, 02:48:19 PM »
Your topic title is misleading, there is no pee porn here!
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Re: Why do people like golden showers?
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2008, 02:51:51 PM »
Your topic title is misleading, there is no pee porn here!

Seriously, I had the lotion and tissues all ready too.
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Re: Why do people like golden showers?
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2008, 03:08:40 PM »
Don't golden April showers bring golden May flowers?

You're thinking of the golden watering can.
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Re: Why do people like golden showers?
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2008, 03:51:57 PM »
Don't golden April showers bring golden May flowers?

You're thinking of the golden watering can.

There were no golden May flowers in Harvest Moon... there wasnt a month of May either!!!
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