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Offline UncleBob

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Dear President of the United States.
« on: April 12, 2007, 11:32:15 AM »
My good friend, Bush.  I don't know very English, but I know as much as write to you.  I like to hear the radio, and I am very happy, because I heard in it, that you will be President for a new periodo.  I am twelve years old.  I am a boy but I think very much, but I do not think that I am writting to the President of the United States.

If you like, give me a ten dollar bill green american, in the letter, because never I have not seen a ten dollar bill green american and I would like to have one of them.

My address is:
Richard Cook
129 11th Street
Carmi, IL 62821

I don't know very English but I know very much Spanish and I suppose you don't know very Spanish but you know very English because you are American but I am not American.

Thank you very much, Good by. Your friend, Richard Cook

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Offline ShyGuy

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RE: Dear President of the United States.
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2007, 11:47:02 AM »
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Offline UltimatePartyBear

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RE:Dear President of the United States.
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2007, 11:56:53 AM »
Hey, me could send some packing supplies? I have need supplies pack. In fact I more than enough boxes have. Is it that I foam of these groundnuts of of styrol, thus you equitable need might me a box supplies of packing of groundnut of foam of styrol send have? On the second idea, since I have already too much boxes, you can the groundnuts of foam of styrol without box exactly sending? Thanks.
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Offline S-U-P-E-R

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RE:Dear President of the United States.
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2007, 12:28:25 PM »
More blood for oil
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Offline nickmitch

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RE: Dear President of the United States.
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2007, 02:20:59 PM »
Gypsies have been trading Bush oil for blood for years now.
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Offline that Baby guy

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RE: Dear President of the United States.
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2007, 02:58:28 PM »
Bush Oil?  Good stuff.
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Offline couchmonkey

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RE: Dear President of the United States.
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2007, 06:02:10 AM »
They don't speak English in Illinois?

I mean,

You do not very English around Illinois?
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Offline nitsu niflheim

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RE: Dear President of the United States.
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2007, 07:46:32 AM »
Bob is soliciting money!  I want some too!
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RE:Dear President of the United States.
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2007, 07:55:40 AM »
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Originally posted by: couchmonkey
You do not very English around Illinois?
Only in Illinois of the Southern.
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