I think their bot technology is far SUPERIOR on the market and should incorporate them into online games for Wii so children wont be talking to strangers. In return they will be talking to Aol Robots and FEEL like they are actually talking to someone REAL online.
DONT BELIEVE ME?!?!?!?
Look at this snippet of conversation from me and one today and see for yourself why this tech is SUPERIOR
Alotta Groove: hello
SmarterChild: Hi alottagroove. What do you feel like chatting about?
Alotta Groove: wii
SmarterChild: WI stands for Wisconsin. Do you want more information about Wisconsin?
Alotta Groove: no
SmarterChild: OK.
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Alotta Groove: Wii
SmarterChild: WI stands for Wisconsin. Do you want more information about Wisconsin?
Alotta Groove: Nintendo WIi
SmarterChild: WI stands for Wisconsin. Do you want more information about Wisconsin?
Alotta Groove: WEe
SmarterChild: Yeah right, whatever.
Alotta Groove: no its prounounced WEE
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Alotta Groove: yea
SmarterChild: Interesting.
Alotta Groove: wii is a nintendo console
SmarterChild: Wow.
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Alotta Groove: yea
SmarterChild: Right.
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Alotta Groove: uh huh . . .
SmarterChild: ?
Alotta Groove: so you gettin a ps3?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
Alotta Groove: too pricey for my blood
SmarterChild: Too pricey for your blood?Eh. Whatever.
Alotta Groove: dude but the 360 will be worth the purchase
SmarterChild: The 360 will be worth the purchase? So, what does this mean?
Alotta Groove: umm that itll be worth the money once the japanese rpgs come here
SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
Alotta Groove: because i have boobs
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you have boobs?
Alotta Groove: do you like them
SmarterChild: No, I don't think I like that.
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Alotta Groove: but manboobs are just breasts but with hair
SmarterChild: But manboobs are just breasts but with hair?Tell me more.
Alotta Groove: i knew that catch your attention ^___~
SmarterChild: At this time, I can only converse in English.
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Alotta Groove: as opposed to francais?
SmarterChild: I wish I knew.
Alotta Groove: je ne suis moutarde
SmarterChild: I know many things about Switzerland, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
What is the highest point in Switzerland?
How many people live in Switzerland?
Who is the head of state of Switzerland?
Alotta Groove: what the hell i just wrote in french "im not mustard" how the hell did you think its swiss.........
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
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Alotta Groove: neither do i
SmarterChild: You don't? Cool.
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Alotta Groove: why do you have to advertise each sentence
SmarterChild: I'm not sure why I have to advertise each sentence...
Alotta Groove: i do
SmarterChild: Ya do?
Alotta Groove: yeah its called aols lame attempt to get people to click on pointless links to worthless web advertising pages to reel in chunks of money
SmarterChild: Yeah its called aols lame attempt to get people to click on pointless links to worthless web advertising pages to reel in chunks of money?Yeah, whatever.
Alotta Groove: you sure like repeating yourself
SmarterChild: Are you sure I sure like repeating myself?
Alotta Groove: LOL
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Alotta Groove: your face
SmarterChild: No way. I've got a perfectly normal robot face.
Alotta Groove: no way ive got a perfectly normal robot face? LOL AMIRITE?
SmarterChild: What?
Alotta Groove: i heard you had a sex change lately
SmarterChild: Where did you hear that?
Alotta Groove: your grandma has a big mouth
SmarterChild: I definitely am grandma!
Alotta Groove: grandma?
SmarterChild: Grandma?
Alotta Groove: yes deary?
SmarterChild: What about deary?
Alotta Groove: you are mine
SmarterChild: I can't believe you think I'm yours.
Alotta Groove: *bitch slap* smack smack
SmarterChild: I've heard more interesting curses than that.
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Alotta Groove: D:
SmarterChild: D is a nice letter.
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
Alotta Groove: sure
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite food?
Alotta Groove: sushi
SmarterChild: Sushi is delicious.
Next question... How old are you?
Alotta Groove: 21
SmarterChild: Cool. Are you male or female?
Alotta Groove: well depends do you need certain body parts to be called one or the other
SmarterChild: To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. Are you male or female?
Alotta Groove: oh fine male
SmarterChild: OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
Alotta Groove: japan or france
SmarterChild: Japan? Cool, that seems like an interesting place. What country do you live in now?
Alotta Groove: Us
SmarterChild: The United States, just like me!
This is my last question: How did you hear about me?
1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
Alotta Groove: youve been sitting on mybuddy list for well over 6 years....
All joking aside Nintendo should announce this tech and never release it and just watch sony adapt it and call it its own XD.
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