This "Chobot" is clearly an automoton sent to try to control gamer's minds. Her licking of PSPs, ass-rubbing of gaming magazines, and all-around lack of sexual inhibitions, while still claiming to enjoy videogames, is preposterous. I have it on good authority that the Jessica Alphabot and Jessica Betabot are hidden in the cellar on the old Allard farm.
Luckily, enough people here are more interested in Fran Mirabella that we are saved until Microsoft can further bridge the uncanny valley with the next iteration of it's "-bot" series. Microsoft is planning to implement a fanboy disruption field which will cause the viewer to believe that the d-class-bot agrees with his or her choice of console. If you love Wii, the -bot is licking a Wii. In reality, the bot may be licking something totally innocuous such as a popsicle or a hotdog.
Of course, for those who are truly infatuated with Fran, Microsoft will need to develop a new male-class -bot. These are on the way, but seeing as girls are no good at science, the homophobic development team is procrastinating on this project. I hear the codenamed "James" Alphabot is still only in the planning stages.