Topic: EXCLUSIVE: Wii RELEASE DATE

[Mario]

October / November

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw me sideways nine times from Saturn!

[S-U-P-E-R]

You can't spell "november" without "never"

[Smoke39]

My birthday's in November.  Does that mean I get eternal youth? O:

[Athrun Zala]

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Originally posted by: Mario
October / November

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw me sideways nine times with a Saturn!

[Smash_Brother]

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Originally posted by: Athrun Zala

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Originally posted by: Mario
October / November

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw me sideways nine times with a Saturn!

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It will fit?

[ShyGuy]

Was that the famous Mario sarcasm or does he actually wish to have sex sideways nine times with a car? If so, that's WAY too much information, thankyouverymuch.

And here I thought Bill was a deviant..

[UltimatePartyBear]

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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother

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Originally posted by: Athrun Zala

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Originally posted by: Mario
October / November

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw me sideways nine times with a Saturn!

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It will fit?

Depends.  Are we talking about the Sega console, or a car?

[Bill Aurion]

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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Was that the famous Mario sarcasm or does he actually wish to have sex sideways nine times with a car? If so, that's WAY too much information, thankyouverymuch.

And here I thought Bill was a deviant..

I prefer "conventionally-challenged"... ^_^

And yes, Mario does cars all the time!  

[Smoke39]

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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother

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Originally posted by: Athrun Zala

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Originally posted by: Mario
October / November

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw me sideways nine times with a Saturn!

...

It will fit?

A dab of personal lubricant does wonders.

[Bill Aurion]

And now that I'm actually reading Mario's post, I'm fairly certain that he means the Sega Saturn, not the car brand...

*frowns at Smoke's reply and runs to the bathroom*

[couchmonkey]

Wait, I thought it was coming out in September?

[Smoke39]

It comes out whenever you have the time and a little privacy.  Either that or while you're asleep.  Or were you talking about the Wii?  

[couchmonkey]

It also comes out when I need to pee and when I forget to do up the fly.  Oh boy was that embarrassing!

[Smoke39]

You ejaculate when you forget to zip your pants?  That's kinda weird.

[Infernal Monkey]

Hey guys have you heard the rumours of Killer Instinct launching with the Ultra 64 in 1994, I think it'll be a success. Anyway what's this Wii crap? Sega's new console? They should do a 3D Sonic racing game, it wouldn't start the chain of destruction or anything!

Sometimes I masturbate while thinking of Spinal. Boner for Spinal.

[Smoke39]

Dude, did you go back in time?  How'd you do it?  Can I go back to the '80s and see Poison?

[Infernal Monkey]

You can do anything! JUST GOTTA BELIEVE!