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Offline BlackNMild2k1

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« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2006, 08:32:30 AM »
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I want to open cold ones with the diamond-thingy on my forehead.

Oh, wait, I don't have a diamond-thingy on my forehead. Um, guess I'll have to settle for super intelligence so I can build that sexbot I've always wanted. Or maybe two or three... You can never have enough sexbots. Especially not when you're ordering them to conquer the world* of porn for you. Yep. Can't conquer the world of porn without infinite super powerful sexbots. Oh, and a fortress! One decorated with a big skull. And a doomsday device in orbit that turns hiccups, coughs & sneezes into orgasms. Because I freaking hate grumpy people**.

*= Except for Rhode Island. Noone has sex in Rhode Island.
**= Especially people from Rhode Island
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Offline KnowsNothing

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« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2006, 09:31:38 AM »
Oh no, being immortal would suck.  I've always been  pro-mortality.  Imagine if you were immortal.  First of all, you'd make millions of friends and watch all of them die.  Sad.  And then, when the Russians explode the earth, you'll float aimlessly through space FOREVER.  NOTHING.  NO GAMEBOY EVEN.  FOREVER.

It would suck
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RE:I'm special
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2006, 10:25:30 AM »
I don't want to be immortal, but I do want to live for, say, a thousand years or so.

Or at least be able to travel a thousand years into the future.

I hope cryogenic technology improves before I die....
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« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2006, 05:32:30 PM »
I have thought about this a lot and if I had one super power it would be to haev the ability to kill at will, just to look at someone and think, your dead, and no matter what thier pwoer was even if they were immoortal, they would just die.  
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« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2006, 06:16:47 PM »
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caliban, its a one time pill...it alters your structure making you immortal for good. Then the problem is between you and me...there can be only one!


It's about time you said that [sling]takes out his katana[/sling]!
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« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2006, 09:03:37 PM »
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Originally posted by: KDR_11k
I want to open cold ones with the diamond-thingy on my forehead.

Oh, wait, I don't have a diamond-thingy on my forehead. Um, guess I'll have to settle for super intelligence so I can build that sexbot I've always wanted. Or maybe two or three... You can never have enough sexbots. Especially not when you're ordering them to conquer the world* of porn for you. Yep. Can't conquer the world of porn without infinite super powerful sexbots. Oh, and a fortress! One decorated with a big skull. And a doomsday device in orbit that turns hiccups, coughs & sneezes into orgasms. Because I freaking hate grumpy people**.

*= Except for Rhode Island. Noone has sex in Rhode Island.
**= Especially people from Rhode Island
Fixed....


Jeebus, do you even think before you write? What would I need porn for if I had an army of sexbots at my command and ruled over the world so I could get almost any woman on the planet? Hell, if I wanted porn I'd order a live performance!

And I'm surprised you didn't decorate the fortress with a huge wang.

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even if they were immoortal, they would just die.


But that's a contradiction! You'd go poof and dissolve into a cloud of logic.
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Offline BlackNMild2k1

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RE:I'm special
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2006, 09:46:48 PM »
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Jeebus, do you even think before you write? What would I need porn for if I had an army of sexbots at my command and ruled over the world so I could get almost any woman on the planet? Hell, if I wanted porn I'd order a live performance!

And I'm surprised you didn't decorate the fortress with a huge wang.
I thought about changeing the decoration too, but I was just basically changing all your "robots" to "sexbots", and then started to get carried away.

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« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2006, 10:05:31 PM »
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Oh no, being immortal would suck.  I've always been  pro-mortality.  Imagine if you were immortal.  First of all, you'd make millions of friends and watch all of them die.  Sad.  And then, when the Russians explode the earth, you'll float aimlessly through space FOREVER.  NOTHING.  NO GAMEBOY EVEN.  FOREVER.

It would suck


Yeah but imagine how high your Jungle Beat scores would be after one million years of practice.
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RE:I'm special
« Reply #33 on: April 13, 2006, 04:24:40 AM »
I'm thinking maybe I'd be satisfied with powers like Mel Gibson in What Women Want, then I have the power to potentially have sex with every woman I meet withough forcing her, like someone with telepathy could do.
I still want wings though, big friggin wings.  
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RE: I'm special
« Reply #34 on: April 13, 2006, 07:21:07 AM »
Oh yeah, I want wings too and a cat like tail.
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