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Offline Jonnyboy117

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Ya momma's so...
« on: June 19, 2006, 07:25:00 AM »
Ya momma's so cold, she gotta cover up with blankets at night.

Ya momma's so hungry, she ate chewing gum.

Ya momma's so old, she can't remember the good old days.
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2006, 07:35:45 AM »
Yo mummas so slow it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
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RE:Ya momma's so...
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2006, 07:41:55 AM »
Yo momma's so dumb, she tried to insult you by telling you a yo mamma joke.
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2006, 07:53:24 AM »
Yo mamma's like the village bicycle......Everyones had a ride!!!!!

Yo mamma's so dumb, I said it was chilly outside, and she ran out with a bowl and spoon.
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RE: Ya momma's so...
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2006, 10:08:10 AM »
Yo momma's jokes aren't funny.

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RE: Ya momma's so...
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2006, 11:16:04 AM »
Yo momma's Johnnyboy117
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RE: Ya momma's so...
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2006, 04:25:01 PM »
Yo momma's so cryptic, yvan eht nioj.

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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2006, 04:50:43 PM »
I love to sound important.

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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2006, 07:26:01 PM »
I agree with the above statement.
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RE:Ya momma's so...
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2006, 08:47:50 PM »
Yo Momma is so fat that when she dances the band skips

Yo momma is so fat, she don't break a sweat, she shatters it!!!

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RE: Ya momma's so...
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2006, 09:23:10 PM »
Yo momma was so pregnant, she gave birth to you.

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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2006, 09:33:16 PM »
Please direct all "Yo Mamma" jokes to the official "Yo Mamma" thread. Thank you..

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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2006, 09:43:48 PM »
Please direct all "Yo Momma" jokes to the Original "Yo Momma" thread. Thank You..

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RE: Ya momma's so...
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2006, 12:26:21 AM »
Please stop making fun of my momma, she committed suicide after my father was killed in the war.
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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2006, 04:32:38 PM »
Yo Momma is sooo nasty.....

She got more clap than an auditorium.