Ok here is the game; basically you make up a story. You take the person who posted above you and you make the story about you and them. Each post will have a different scenario and setup. It is ok to return with previous setups. This is an exercise in creative writing.
Ok. Since no one posted above me. I will use KnowsNothing because he kicks my ass in Mario kart (I had the most fun playing with him so far)
Scenario: Zombie attack
Note:
I have this friend who works at a Circle K. Since none of you know him. I will insert KnowsNothing in his place.
KnowsNothing, who is one of my very best friends works at the Circle K. One day I was really bored and I decided to visit him while he was on his shift. I went to buy a soda. He was like "that’s ok, however one day I will need a favor" This of course made us best friends. So, another day I went to the Circle K to get some free soda and some hotdogs (this is one of those early closing Circle Ks, hotdogs are thrown away at 8 and usually fed to bums). So I come in there and we start talking about all sorts of random things, every few minutes momentarily being interrupted by customers. We usually talk about things like what music we like, our favorite movies, politics, religion, and video games. Just things that are really fun to talk about.
So were there for about three hours talking when all of a sudden we hear some noise outside. At the gas pump there is someone pumping gas when all of a sudden some strange bum attacks them. This had to be the weirdest bums we ever saw (allot of bums hang out around convenience stores) He was really skinny. Skinnier then most bums (who ironically are fat allot of the time..all they do is drink and sit on their ass all day)
So anyways, this bum bit the ear off of the guy at the pump. He was just some college student. He runs in and yells "WHAT THE F@%K!! We immediately call the cops. The bum is still out there, but he hasn't came in the store. We were concerned.
At the same time we were really hungry. We decide to order some pizza. This place called Rocka-pizza. I ordered over the phone. I asked for one pizza that has pepperoni and mushroom. We were limited on funds at the time. Having only 14 dollars between us. Anyways we call them and it takes an hour for them to get to the store. The guy brings two pizzas. One mushroom and one pepperoni. We were like..."um...we only ordered one pizza". Either way we took the pepperoni pizza and paid the bill. So were enjoying the pizza when the pizza guy comes in again. He tells us he called his manager, and apparently they would just throw the pizza away when he returned back to the pizza place. He tells us because they messed up our order that the second pizza is on us. Which is totally kickass because they are some pretty good-sized pizzas. Were like kickass! We offer him a slice, but he declines and takes off.
So were enjoying our pizza and a few costumers come in. I continue to eat some pizza and KnowsNothing takes some customers. The police arrive, but the bum walked off. We told them what happened and they said we might have to appear at court if they find the bum. We were a little bummed being witnesses, because court can be so boring. The college student who had his ear bitten off, they said had gone to the hospital on his own, but they said he got strangely sick afterwards. They left and we both had our last slices of pizza.
We listen to some Zeppelin on the Radio and then KnowsNothing begins to mop. At this particular store there is security guard (Logan) who comes in around closing. He is pretty cool. He is around 40, but looks like he is in his 20s just because he's had such good conditioning for so many years. He has had a real depressing life lately. His wife left him, the kids not really his, he just got kicked out of his house by his roommates who bought it out from underneath him. Really crappy stuff. Nonetheless. He has some relationships with some pretty hot chicks, and it looks like things are moving forward with him. Every once in a while he, KnowsNothing and me go to bar and hang out. So we know him pretty well.
I was sitting on the counter, and in his cop voice (he's an ex cop) he's like "do you know your violating code 132 dash 24"...or something. It was pretty funny. So were sitting there and we are about to close. There are these two straggler customers. They come in even though we know we're going to close in like 5 minutes. Of course the only thing they probably want are one of three things. Beer, cigarettes, or lottery tickets. 3 vices here. Anyways were just chilling and then the bum walks in. He grabs one of the customers and drags him into the beer freezer. We are like WTF. Logan goes into the beer freezer slowly holding his gun up. Then the bum rushes towards him all crazy like. Logan shoots. We see the bum and he got shot in the head.
KnowsNothing and I look in the freezer and see what Logan saw just seconds before he shot. The customer who got pulled in the freezer has his arms ripped off and his face is missing. At about this time the radio cuts off and there is a message.
BEWARE; TONIGHT WE HAVE HAD REPORTS OF SEVERAL ATTACKS AND RIOTING. IF YOU SEE ANYBODY WHO IS ACTING UNUSUAL BE CAUTIOUS. STAY TUNED, MORE ALERTS WILL BE BROADCASTED. REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE. WHEREVER YOU ARE, LOCK THE DOORS.
On the circle K there is a switch, it looks a lot like your normal light switch, but isn’t. Anyways. What it does is makes the metal gate go down, and thus locking us inside. When I visit KnowsNothing at work I usually stay till closing. I’ve seen the gate go down a few times. Sometimes when we know a few stragglers might come in last minute we close the gate just a little bit over the glass door so they get the idea that the Circle K is closed. Sometimes it doesn’t work and people bang on the door. Then we have to tell them that we are closed. Then they look at amazement at me when they see me sitting there with a Dr. Pepper eating a hotdog and laughing at it.
So we close the gate down so no on can come in. KnowsNothing says, “It seems as though we might be getting off a little later then usual tonight.” Logan was like “what was all of that about”. The other customer, who is a regular named Fred says “so I have to stay here for the rest of the night?”. Logan says, “well that all depends.” “we’ll have to listen to the radio” Fred, who is a stoner, and quite resembles a younger Bob Ross. He then looks in the freezer and says “oh”
This particular circle K is surprisingly well fortified. There is a window, but in front of the window is a mesh and some bars. So no one could break in. It’s made out of brick. We are quite safe where we are. Or so we think at the time.
UPDATE. WE RECEIVING MOREAND MORE REPORTS OF VIOLENCE TONIGHT. POLICE SAY A BEWILDERED HOMELESS PERSON ATTACKED A COLLEGE STUDENT AND BIT HIS EAR OFF. THE COLLEGE STUDENT REPORTED TO THE HOSPITAL BUT WITHIN 20 MINUTES OF ARRIVING BECAME VERY ILL. LATER HE GREW VIOLENT AND ATTACKED OTHER PATIENTS AND DOCTORS. POLICE BELIEVE THAT THE MASS VIOLENCE AND THIS SICKNESS ARE TIED TOGETHER.
So, I go to grab a soda from the fountain and gulp it up. It is pretty good. We a start discussion about what we should do with the bodies. We agree that they should be kept in the freezer for the time being.
An hour passes.
UPDATE, DOCTORS HAVE EXAMINED ONE OF THE VICTIMS OF THE SICKNESS.
Anyways, that’s all for now. Again you can continue this setup, or move onto another, but you have to create a tag-team story with the poster above.