Topic: Mario Kart DS ads you'll never see...

[UncleBob]

Okay, Here's an idea... Let's come up with zany ads or taglines for Mario Kart DS that Nintendo will never make.

I'm thinking "The Internet - now for more than just porn" and "Whip up on Japanese people from the comfort of your own bathroom".

[Spak-Spang]

Messageboards
Ebay
Porn

and now...

Mario Kart.

The internet is complete.

[Hostile Creation]

Do not buy Mario Kart DS, out now for Nintendo DS.

[PaLaDiN]

Daisy likes the pole position.

[ThePerm]

you can set your avatar as a penis or schwastica!

[RABicle]

Now without CPU cheating

[S-U-P-E-R]

"Video games are for children"

[BlackNMild2k1]

Mario Kart DS, the game that would have been perfect if only it was out on PSP

[Aussie Ben PGC]

Mario Kart DS: It's the game that people have been buying!  Except for those who haven't.  And those who are planning to get it, but can't afford to yet because they haven't traded in Sprung.  Oh and Diddy Kong isn't in it, but it's okay, because Dry Bones is.  But I guess you don't even know who those characters are, do you?  No, I didn't think so, that's mainstream media for you.  I'd said that we should have advertised in game magazines, but would they listen to me?  No.

[nickmitch]

RRRace for your LLLife in MMMario KKKart.  

[wandering]

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[Khushrenada]

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