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RE:Metroid Pinball: exactly what needs to be fixed about Nintendo
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2005, 08:49:33 AM »
What about porn novels?  
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RE:Metroid Pinball: exactly what needs to be fixed about Nintendo
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2005, 09:39:34 AM »
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What about porn novels?
I was referring to the following post by nemo_83.
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i thought my analogy between porn and novels was clear.  porn has no story and is all about action.  the novel is a piece of literature with a beginning, middle, and end.  a novel presents a conflict, character development, and resolution.  a porn is for the purpose of nothing more than getting yours.  you may watch a porn over an over, but a novel may change the way you look at life.
I was merely asking where porn novels fit into his analogy.

EDIT:  I just realized your comment might have been directed towards nemo_83 and that you might have had the same idea I had.  It's possible you didn't see my comment.  If that's the case, nevermind.  I didn't mean to insult your intelligence.
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RE: Metroid Pinball: exactly what needs to be fixed about Nintendo
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2005, 11:23:31 AM »
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as much as I love the way Hunters controls I can't ignore the present absence of a game behind it.

Maybe because it's currently a demo?
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RE: Metroid Pinball: exactly what needs to be fixed about Nintendo
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2005, 11:31:31 AM »
"Maybe because it's currently a demo?"

There are no demos in porn. Pay attention next time.
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RE: Metroid Pinball: exactly what needs to be fixed about Nintendo
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2005, 02:40:32 PM »
I've seen demos is porn.

Oh, and porn has a distinct begining, middle, and end.  There is also a conflict, MUCH character development, and a very satisfying ending every time.  You're logic is even more flawed than before.

this all goes for either the people in the porn or the people watching it.  Not that I ever have.
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RE: Metroid Pinball: exactly what needs to be fixed about Nintendo
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2005, 06:32:14 PM »
Well, one thing you can always be sure of in porn is a great climax.   hraw hraw hraw hraw

If Metroid Pinball is done by one of the internal development teams, I think it'll be pretty darn good.  This is all conjecture at this point, so I wouldn't get hyped up too much either way.

A full-fledged 2-D Metroid game for the DS would be nice, but since Metroid: Zero Mission and Metroid Prime 2: Echoes were both released fairly recently I don't think it's entirely necessary.  Actually, a pinball game will be a nice change of pace for the franchise.   I'm a huge Metroid fan, but I don't want the franchise to get overexposed (and no, I don't think the pinball game is overexposured b/c it's a side project as far as I'm concerned).

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