Topic: The Mario Party Refuses to Concede

[Gahiggidy]

Nintendo piques interest in "Mario Party 6" by coat-tailing recent election news.

Mario Won't Concede Election, Declares 'The Mario Party Is Just Getting Started'

 Despite recent events in Ohio, video game icon and presidential candidate Mario™ is refusing to concede victory. The leader of the Mario Party vowed to continue his campaign through Dec. 6, when his new game, Mario Party® 6, launches.

Mario launched his campaign a year ago, and early exit polls indicate he did especially well among princesses, apes and residents of the Mushroom Kingdom.

"After a long political season, people need a party that offers something really unique," explains Mario. "Mario Party 6 meets the global test for fun."

Mario Party 6, made exclusively for Nintendo GameCube™, plays like a board game on a television. The boards change as the clock shifts from day to night. The game also includes more than 80 new mini-games, sure to delight players from all corners of the political spectrum.

Mario Party 6, Rated E for Everyone, will sell at an MSRP of $49.99.

[joshnickerson]

Ugh... *shakes head*

[Bill Aurion]

A lot of the minigames actually looked pretty good, so I'll check this out when I can get the money...

[Mario]

Awesome, can't wait for this.

[Artimus]

I rememer when things like this actually worked...ahh the early 1990s.

[VideoGamerJ]

wtf mate.

[Hostile Creation]

Y'know, I read through this and thought it was kinda corny.  It took a second go-round to realize that Mario Party actually had some relevance to the topic at hand.

Shows you how much I pay attention to politics.

Still kinda corny, though.

[odifiend]

What is Mario's stance on defense?

[Hostile Creation]

Man, he'll take em all out single-handedly.  If Mario was President, that'd be bitchin'.

[Bartman3010]

I want that picture of him on the podium for Mario party 5.

Speaking of which, why arent these titles on the Player's Choice lists?

[Nephilim]

I heard toady moore is making a movie about how king koopa faked that princess had baked cakes of mass tastyness, and that him stealing her was made with fake intel

[KDR_11k]

Mario starts World War 3 by promising China to "send over a few mushrooms".