This game is harmless. It can sit on store shelves while I buy Link’s Awakening for the fourth time. As long as Nintendo is still killing it with software I care about, it can release as many of these experimental dealies as it wants.
Awarding Nintendo an A for effort as it tries to make fitness fun. Personally, I just don’t enjoy exercising literally at all, and I only go to the gym a few times a week for death avoidance purposes. I may go outside and pretend I know how to throw a sphere into a cylinder suspended 10 feet in the air, but that activity is as close to enjoying exercise as I’m going to get. When I’m playing video games at home, I want to be as comfortable and useless to the world as possible.
EDIT: In the trailer, there’s a part in which it’s shown that players may reduce damage by pressing the Ring Con against their abs. One of the presenters states, “Work hard to make sure your defense is ab-solute.” That pun changed my mind. Cancel Ring Fit Adventure immediately.