How appropriate that you, a self-named hemmorrhoid, act like a festering boil. I hate baseball but you don't see me going into topics about it professing my dislike for the game do you?
And I don't know how old you are but the chairs certainly aren't made of chocolate.
To close, get back on the short bus and stick with what you're good at. Like maybe giving anal probes to stray dogs.
Oh, and the boxart looks pretty cool. Best of all (to me at least), no Triple H.