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Link's Gender = Epic Closet Octopus.
« on: April 18, 2016, 02:51:32 PM »
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Re: Link's Gender = Epic Closet Octopus.
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2016, 03:09:09 PM »
No.
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Re: Link's Gender = Epic Closet Octopus.
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2016, 03:53:58 PM »
This is harassment

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Re: Link's Gender = Epic Closet Octopus.
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2016, 04:52:56 PM »
Someone needs to contact Hyrule Human Resources. There is no reason questions of gender should be required or necessary in considering applications for the job Hero of Time.
Whoever said, "Cheaters never win" must've never met Khushrenada.

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Re: Link's Gender = Epic Closet Octopus.
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2016, 11:24:05 PM »
Hylian Men's Rights Activists (HMRAs) are claiming that if we allow women to become the Hero of Time then Hyrule will be reduced to a feminist dystopian society like the Gerudo.

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Re: Link's Gender = Epic Closet Octopus.
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2016, 11:29:00 PM »
Truly, this is the worst timeline.
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Re: Link's Gender = Epic Closet Octopus.
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2016, 08:45:30 PM »
Are you discriminating against male-on-cephalopod union? You dirty, close minded, bastard.
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Re: Link's Gender = Epic Closet Octopus.
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2016, 10:06:28 PM »
The intimacy in the relationship between Link and Morpha would not be the same if Link were anything but an Epic Closet Octopus by nature.