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Offline mouse_clicker

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Ty's gone crazy
« on: July 22, 2003, 02:04:01 PM »
What the hell did you mean by this, Ty?

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Let it be known, that from this date forward, I, Michael Haggar, do permit the corporal punishment to persons and individuals who commit crimes within Metro City limits, including, but not limited to, theft, assault, murder, gang activity, computer haxoring, kidnapping, indecent exposure, double parking, manslaughter, public urination, loitering, vehicular assault, public intoxication, being in the presence of barrels and stacks of tires in groups larger than two, breaking and entering, jaywalking, not wearing a seatbelt, skateboarding, mischief regarding the hiding of hammers, hats, pipes, knives, roasts and similiar objects within the confines of barrels, crates, and tires. Such persons are liable as follows:
A) Corporal Punishment as subjected by one Mayor Michael Haggar, including, but not limited to, beatings about the face and torso until the counsel is satisfied, or until such persons blink out of existence.

B) Corporal Punishment as subjected by one Mayor Michael Haggar by means of pipe, sword, knife, plank of wood, or thrown criminal miscreant.

C) Corporal Punishment as subjected by one Mayor Michael Haggar by means of being kicked through a goddamn 40th story window.

The Mayor's Office Urges all citizens of Metro City to recognize these ordinances and to participate appropriately in its observance.


He posted it when he locked a thread about a guy trying to sell a coin. I think he's gone off the deepend.  
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Ty's gone crazy
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2003, 02:27:09 PM »
You mean crazier.

Play Final Fight and that post will make tons of sense.
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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2003, 02:30:11 PM »
Final what? Now Ty's quoting passages from a game? Check the mental wards in Montana- they've got an escapee. O_O
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Ty's gone crazy
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2003, 08:31:00 PM »
blood for the blood god
skulls for the skull throne
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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2003, 08:40:26 PM »
<Cody> "Final what?" <--- FIRE THIS MAN.
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2003, 09:13:12 PM »
Who's Cody? And I don't work here, so how can I be fired? His case is far more advanced than we had originally thought!
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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2003, 09:27:08 PM »
You're fired, I expect to have your desk cleared out by 5 pm
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2003, 10:10:50 PM »
damnit listen to the mna...i mean good god..if a man who looks like M. Bison tells you waht to do you better do it.
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RE: Ty's gone crazy
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2003, 12:21:30 AM »
<begin flashing 16-bit sprite animations>

Mike!  I have your daughter, Jessica!
Who knows what we'll do with her!?
Try to save her now!

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

<end flashing 16-bit sprite animations>
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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2003, 01:52:12 PM »
That would be awsome if they came out with another final fight on gameboy advance.  Not a remake but a new one.  I must have beat that game a hundred times.
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RE: Ty's gone crazy
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2003, 02:14:36 PM »
A new Final Fight (Final Fight 17: The Finalest Fight of All) would be simply wicked.
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