Topic: Monster Hunter A-So-So! The TRULY -Ultimate- Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate Thread.

[Khushrenada]

If you're like me, (and God help you if you are) then you've probably never played a Monster Hunter game before. Congrats! This means you are a true American Hero.


Let the eagle soar. Like she's never soared before.


Yet, you still want to keep an eye on America's enemies so you've entered a Monster Hunter thread or two to see what hive of scum and villainy it contains.


My eyes! The googles. They do nothing!


In such a thread, you will be confronted by terminology you don't understand and strategy that must be written in a secret code. Some try to be helpful by posting links or explanations about things but it's just too boring to read.

Well forget all that because the Monster Hunter thread you've been waiting for is finally here. Introducing the TRULY ULTIMATE Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate ULTIMATE thread for ultimately truly experiencing Monster Hunter. For some reason, these forums are lame and don't allow me to fit all that in the title so I've got to post a shorter version.

Monster hunting strategy? Not in this thread!

Monster weapon talk? Don't even bother!

Monster Hunter game comparison talk? Only if you're a nerd and there's no nerds allowed in this thread!


So what makes this thread so ultimate? Two things!

1. Blackjack!


Finally, a real game worth playing and talking about.


2. Hookers!


But it's still totally awesome!


3. No Monster Hunter talk at all. Screw that noise.


Yes, a thread can not get any more ultimate than that. This is what makes this country and the Funhouse forum great!


From rocky coast to golden shore. Let the mighty eagle soar!

[Stratos]

This. Means. War.


I will enter your town and chop down your trees, dig up your flowers, and terrorize your villagers.

[Khushrenada]

This. Means. War.


I will enter your town and chop down your trees, dig up your flowers, and terrorize your villagers.

What does this have to do with Monster Hunter Blackjack?

[Phil]

"If you're like me, (and God help you if you are)"

Reminded me of David Letterman. He's says that occasionally.

[Khushrenada]

"If you're like me, (and God help you if you are)"

Reminded me of David Letterman. He's says that occasionally.

You're right. I use to watch Letterman a lot so there's a good chance I subconsciously ripped him off.

[Phil]

I'm going to be really sad when he's retired come the end of May.


On-topic: I will be in this topic because I can't find Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate to buy, and I can readily find Blackjack anywhere I go-- and for less than $39.99 MSRP.