Topic: I'm selling the team.

[Phil]

*sigh*

After allegations and a leaked recorded conversation I had with my girlfriend, admitting that I did not like Diet Coke and did not want it served in my arena, I am selling the team to the MLB. It's an NBA team, sure, but I'm selling it to the MLB anyway.

I made a mistake, okay? Sure, when I issued my apology with Anderson Cooper, I may have insulted Pepsi, Mountain Dew, and RC Cola in the process, making things worse, but I made a mistake.

[Khushrenada]

I forgive you.

[Phil]

I forgive you.

*hugs*

Where I come from that's what people do when they are forgiven.

[Khushrenada]

Oh. I was hoping for money since you will have a lot of extra cash from selling your team. Welp, off to plan B (for blackmail.)

[Stratos]

I call BS. I know you did it for the sex. I don't blame you, I would do it for the sex too.

[Wah]

Ummmm...ok....

[Soren]

I'll give you eleventy billion dollars for it.

[Shaymin]

So now that you got 2 billion from J Allard... can I borrow $20?