Topic: Unfounded Crackpot Theories for How Nintendo Can Return to Greatness

[BlackNMild2k1]

Awww, how sweet, Sony must have overheard Nintendo on the back 9 of the golf course talking about their estranged son Wii U out on the corner at night sucking thumbs for change.
Felt bad for the poor kid.

[lolmonade]

Nintendo should invest all of it's liquid assets into bitcoin (or dogecoin)

[pokepal148]

You see, this is what happens when you don't release a successor to the Virtual Boy

[Shaymin]

Nintendo should invest all of it's liquid assets into bitcoin (or dogecoin)

I'ma let you finish, but Coinye West is the best crypto-currency of all time.

OF ALL TIME!

[BranDonk Kong]

Bring back Crystal Pepsi.

[Sarail]

NO. Bring back Clearly Canadian. That drink was what dreams were made of.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Look guys, it's obvious Nintendo needs to steal some of Sony's grass just on the other side of the fence.
Theirs is always greener for some reason.

then they need to smoke it, because Nintendo hasn't been on a good high since they ran out of Wiid

[Crimm]

Nintendo needs to buy NWR (please make my cut of the proceeds out to "cash") and shut down this thread. It is inflicting irrepairable harm.